A Joke
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- bulletfactory0
A dog limps into a bar, shits down and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender quickly hands it to him and watches as the dog slams it back.
The bartender asks, "What brings you into town?"
The dog replied, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."
- bulletfactory0
that first line should have read "sits down" not "shits down" - though the joke could probably be augmented somehow to fit.
- shutdown0
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
‘I have just the thing,’ says the barber – and takes two small wooden balls from a nearby drawer. ‘Just place these between your cheek and gum.’
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client is very impressed.
‘Just one thing,’ he asks in a garbled voice. ‘What if I swallow them?’
‘No problem,’ says the barber. ‘Just bring them back tomorrow like everyone else does.’
- pablokorona0
guy walks into a bar, sits down only to read a sign in front of him.
"tell a good pollack joke, get free drinks for the night."
The guy calls the bartender over, points to the sign and says "i've got a great one.."
the bartender says "Now, before you tell that joke, understand i'm Polish. Those two guys playing pool are Polish, that body builder type that just walked in is Polish, and that guy next to you is Polish.
you still wanna tell the joke?"
THe guy stops, looks around, sizing up the other guys -
he says "i don't know, i really don't want to explain the joke 5 times."
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i'm polish, so no disrespect.