Almost Robbed
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- nosaj
We came back from a meeting in the board room and there was a guy under one of our desks unhooking the wires from a Tablet PC at one of the workstations. The guy started going on about seeing a big guy come running out of our office who was trying to steal our computers and that he was just trying to hook them back up for us... Freakin' weird day.
- JazX0
people are monkeys
- mrdobolina0
so finish the story, what happened after that?
- k0na_an0k0
kick his ass seabass.
- iDp0
Mutha Fuckahs will DIE!
- JazX0
Grrrrrrrrrrr
- brandelec0
kick his ass seabass.
k0na_an0k
(aug 16 04, 11:09)hahahahaha!
"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing."
- mitsu0
after a few searches on google i found out what happened.
the guy stood up to tell his story and suddenly reached in his back pocket and pulled out a few ninja stars and chucked them at the onlooking meeting attendees. THUD, THUD THUD, and they dropped to the floor... a few managed to escape, but they had to seek therapy after witnessing their colleagues dying besided them. gary busey showed up to sign autographs and everyone got smoothies. the end.
- nosaj0
He kept saying he saw this other guy do it and that he'd call the cops on his cell phone for us if we like. I said I would like it if he would, but he wouldn't... so I called them while another guy blocked the door. The guy was staring me down on the other side of my desk as the dispatcher was asking for a description of him. I was trying to be subtle enough that they should just come down and look at him as opposed to me looking right at him then describing him to them. After the call we told him that they wanted to take his statement about the guy he saw. He said OK and called his girlfriend cell phone... It was really weird.
- jevad0
wtf? he was obviously trying to rip you off....you shoulda tackled him and held him in a half nelson
- nosaj0
He really should have 1st tried running as opposed to offering to phone the police for us. Don't robbers know that you're supposed to run from the cops anymore? What is this world coming to?... I did arm myself with a tape dispenser in case I had any thumping to do.
- brandelec0
a fack! i'm always waiting for an opportunity to legally kick some idiot's ass, and you pass on it man, i would've jumped off my desk and drop-kicked him
and when you were on the phone with cops, you should'v been like 'hold on, hey buddy, how tall are you? how much do you weigh? brown eyes? yeah?'
- mitsu0
um, how about asking who gave him the permission to 'plug the wires' back in? just doing his civic duty? that's tampering with evidence!
- Mimio0
Next time ...sweep the fucking leg.
- nosaj0
Cops are back...
- mitsu0
also, my ending was far better. don't front gary busey!
- bulletfactory0
you should have jumped on him like a satanic kung-fu crack attack.
- bedenken0
Nosaj... happened in HFX?
- zedvox0
did you say you "armed" yourself with a tape dispenser??
oooook.
- nosaj0
Yeah - in Halifax, Spring Garden & Robie. Turns out one of the police who came was with the Major Crime Unit and this guy had to report to him weekly. They knew each other by name. Apparently he was supposed to report to him today.
- zedvox0
lol thats funny