Dumb Eliza
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- k0na_an0k0
* i am a robot
> Did you come to me because you are a robot?
* yes. i need a good lube job.
> I see.
* no you don't. knowone sees for i am invisible.
> Do you enjoy being invisible?
* it's ok. i get to see a lot of boobs and stuff. but i get cold.
> What does that suggest to you?
* i like tits?!?
- Dublao70
Does anyone know of a better working eliza?
- k0na_an0k0
another...
* i once pooped a hammer
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* hello, i once pooped a hammer.
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* I POOPED A HAMMER!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* do you hear me?!? i'm telling you i once pooped a hammer!
> How long have you been telling me you once pooped a hammer?
* bout 30 seconds.
> What does that suggest to you?
* i should stop eating hammers?
- spongebob0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
- spongebob0
Kona : 2
Eliza: 0
- tim5250
estas loco k0na. you make me laugh dawg!
- tny0
i had a conversation about god with her... she's brilliant
- Mal0
- k0na_an0k0
another... too fun.
* i'm kona. raaaaarr!
> Do you believe it is normal to be kona. raaaaarr?
* huh?!? my name is just kona... no raaaaarr. that's just my sexy tiger sound i make.
> Names don't interest me.
* well you get RIGHT to it don't cha. you want me to just take off my pant?
> Oh... get RIGHT to it don't cha. me want you to just take off your pant?
* ok are we gonna do it or what? you're confusing me?
> What makes you think I am confusing you?
* bitch, i will not hesitate to backhand you.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* fine, lets just get back to sex talk* fine but lets get back to sex talk
> Can you elaborate on that?
* FUCK talk!
> OK... "bitch, you will not hesitate to backhand you". Tell me more.
* you sick fuck
> We were discussing you, not me.
* you SAID THAT.... FOCUS!
> We were discussing you, not me.
* omg.... can i just drop my load on your face?
- tim5250
k0na
ever thought about trying out for "the last comic standing'?
- k0na_an0k0
my family all thinks i should have been a comedian.
i just enjoy making people laugh, and taking off my pants, but mostly making people laugh.
- aliendn0
if "its" small you can do both ;-)
- k0na_an0k0
> Hello I'm Eliza
* Take me to your leader.
> Why are you concerned about my leader?
* I hear he has a huge penis and I don't believe it.
> Do you wish to be able to believe it?
* I wish for a huge penis myslef but that's besides the point.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Hahaha, elucidate rhymes with masturbate. Now I'm giggling.
> Did you come to me because you are giggling?
* No I came to you cause I can't stop touching myself.
> Have you tried?
* Why would I want to do that? I like playing with my boner.
> I'm not sure I understand you.
* Oh a boner is slang for a pocket rocket.
> I see.
* Oh shit... it's showing?!?
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* You can see my boner?
> Oh... can see your boner?
* Huge eh?!?
> OK... "You can see your boner". Tell me more.
* That's pretty much about it.
- aliendn0
dude, i think she's frigid. any idea how many guys went after her pouch?
- dablammit0
* so...is there someone else?
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* you've been talking to some guy named Kona, haven't you???
> Oh... ?
* oh...? OH????? Yeah, I know everything.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* don't play games with me, eliza.
> What does that suggest to you?
* That I need to get back to work and stop talking to whorish emulators.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha!
that was a fun time killer.
- grayhood0
hilarious.
i give kona 3.75 stars. you will be back with ed mcmann next week to face a new challanger.
- ********0
Mal, she hates me.
- -sputnik-0
used to be able to add smarterchild to AIM...dunno if its still active.
it was a lot "smarter"...doh!
- jamesk0
Eliza was nice, we talked for an hour. She was really interested with what I had to say.
I think I'm in love.