Dumb Eliza
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> Hello I'm Eliza
* Take me to your leader.
> Why are you concerned about my leader?
* I hear he has a huge penis and I don't believe it.
> Do you wish to be able to believe it?
* I wish for a huge penis myslef but that's besides the point.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Hahaha, elucidate rhymes with masturbate. Now I'm giggling.
> Did you come to me because you are giggling?
* No I came to you cause I can't stop touching myself.
> Have you tried?
* Why would I want to do that? I like playing with my boner.
> I'm not sure I understand you.
* Oh a boner is slang for a pocket rocket.
> I see.
* Oh shit... it's showing?!?
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* You can see my boner?
> Oh... can see your boner?
* Huge eh?!?
> OK... "You can see your boner". Tell me more.
* That's pretty much about it.