Dumb Eliza
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- DutchBoy0
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* Fuck, nevermind that. Go on.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* No, I won't, just give me some more fucking questions!
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* I am not negative, you retarded drop-out shrink!!
> Do you believe it is normal to be not negative, me retarded drop-out shrink?
* What?
> Why do you ask?
* ..
> I can't help, if you will not chat with me!
- blackspade0
LMAO Kona
too funny man
- DutchBoy0
k0na cracked me up!!
should have read the comments here before my attempt.. lol!
- brandelec0
jesus christ k0na that's the funniest shit i've read on NT thus far
- DutchBoy0
< PBS'd..
- jevad0
* = me
> = Eliza
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* ok now you are just taking the piss
> Do you sometimes wish you were just taking the piss?
* i often do
> Tell me more...
* no
> You are being a bit negative.
* so are you
> Perhaps in your fantasies I am ?
* who the fuck are you - yoda?
> Perhaps in your fantasies I am - yoda?> Perhaps in your fantasies I am - yoda?
* er...i don't think so
> Does that trouble you?
* yeah - you're getting a little weird
> Do you sometimes wish you were getting a little weird?
* shit bitch - I'd get crazy weird on you
> Oh... ?
* straight up
> Tell me more...* you like me talking dirty huh?
> Oh... like you talking dirty huh?
* what?
> Why do you ask?
* jesus you are stupid
> Do you sometimes wish you were stupid?
* ARGH
> OK... "jesus I am stupid". Tell me more.
* shut up
> Tell me more...* you like me talking dirty huh?
> Oh... like you talking dirty huh?
* what?
> Why do you ask?
* jesus you are stupid
> Do you sometimes wish you were stupid?
* ARGH
> OK... "jesus I am stupid". Tell me more.
* shut up
> Tell me more...etc.....
- ********0
brilliant chaps, haven't laughed so hard in a while!
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* I am OnD
> Did you come to me because you are OnD?
* no I know I am me
> How long have you been you?
* all my life
> Can you think of a specific example?
* well just this evening I was me
> What does that suggest to you?
* that I am
> Do you believe it is normal to be ?
* as normal as it can be
> That is quite interesting.
* I know
> Are you Sure?
* yes I'm sure
> Did you come to me
because you are sure?* yes
> I understand.
- kodap0
LOL at Kona
* nothing, retundant
> I see.
* see what? nothing is an impossible thing to see
> Why do you ask?
* because NOTHING is NOTHING asshole
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* nothing is zero, see, so why do you see it?
> Oh... see it?
* yeah, eliza
> Tell me more...
- Gorbie0
* fuck you
> We were discussing you, not me.
* fuck me
> Tell me more...
* like does he have a car?
> I see.
* said the blind computer
> Don't you think computers can help people?
* help me help you computer.
> Oh... computer?
* is that Kraftwerk?
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
- Gorbie0
* i'm going to die
> How long have you been going to die?
* two weeks
> OK... "i'm going to die". Tell me more.
* i hate myself
> Tell me more...
* i cut my veins just to watch them bleed
> What does that suggest to you?
* that i'm just a vain nihilist
> Do you enjoy being just a vain nihilist?
* it's cool. except i don't believe in anything and i hate this fucking world
- DutchBoy0
lmao, Gorbie!!
- DutchBoy0
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hi, I am Uranus.
> Did you come to me because you are Uranus?
* no, i am not my anus, it's only a part of me..
> Do you believe it is normal to be not your anus, it's only a part of you?
* most people are not their own anus, for as far as i can tell..
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* not that i know..
> I see.
* cool.
> OK... "no, you are not your anus, it's only a part of me". Tell me more.
- Gorbie0
hahaha
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* me too
> Don't you ever say Hello?now i'm angry...
- Gorbie0
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* ahahagagagagaahhh
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* i threw up
> Tell me more...
* chunky
> Tell me more...
* chunky stomach acid barf
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* i feel horrible.
> Do you often feel horrible?
* when i throw up
> Have you asked such questions before?
* it's like jepordy.. you answer in the form of a question.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* who is eliza?
> Have you asked anyone else?
* I'll take intrusive questions for 600 eliza
> I see.
- Gorbie0
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* I'm the president of the USA, George Bush
> Did you come to me because you are the president of the USA, George Bush?
* absolutely not
> Tell me more...
* i want to kill at will
> Suppose you got to kill at will?
* who says i can't?
> Have you tried?
* oh hell yeah! done fucked up two whole countries!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* this interview is over.