Kenny Rogers
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- Mimio0
He's owes the real Kenny for every piece he's gotten.
- Mimio0
They had KR Roasters in Michigan too. They all shut down months later though.
- mrdobolina0
the gambler, the only thing that motherfucker was gambling with was his health, he was a heffer.
- strabley0
my coversation with a friend about our own Kenny rogers roasters
- TransFatty0
mission accomplished !
nice1
- mrdobolina0
thanks for helping me muster up the balls, Patrick.
- mayo0
you should have just started sketching him. when he asked what you were doing, say you are practicing to be a portrait artist at an amusement park. Draw him with a really big head and a tiny body vacuuming or something.
Little known fact: the Kenny Rogers slot machine (that's right, it's a video poker slot called The Gambler or something) is not fun to play
http://igt.com/gaminggroup/games…
- mayo0
yeah, if you get the video ones as opposed to the reel ones, you get little videos and animations when ever you win something. complete with cheesey sound effects.
- mg330
I love how his hair looks like chissled granite.
- mrdobolina0
do you do alot of gambling in reno, mayo?
- grayhood0
in a strange way i think kenny rodgers is the first true metrosexual.
- mayo0
i don't do a lot of gambling, but it's hard to not walk by a slot machine at least once a day. We have them in everything; grocery stores, 7-F-ing-11, the airport, etc. major chain places (stores and restaurants) can get by without them, but according to local bar owners i know, they make their rent and payroll by all the money that gets dumped in them which is why there are often specials like "dime drafts until the well runs dry" or 'free drinks from 10-midnight". I will play if i have out of town guests who want to do a little or if a new themed machine comes out that i want to try. Last one i did that with was Young Frankenstein (well done, btw). so less than 5 times a year. Or also if i go to a restaurant in a casino and am waiting for a table,, i'll throw a couple nickels when the cocktail waitress comes by because drinks are free if you're gambling. Roll of nickels can be your friend. Also, we have no state tax thanks to gambling. :)
- mrdobolina0
I havent gambled in a few years, scared myself in vegas a few years back. I bet on the occasional basketball game though. I have a friend that makes 10 grand a year on baseball.
- mayo0
one of my bosses and i bet on a football game every year. I've gotten a free case of beer every year i've been here :D
and apparently i've been to Dr. Seuss' school of rhyming.
- mrdobolina0
HAHAHAH, yes you have.
- mrdobolina0
btw, the peeps at work were quite entertained by my Kenny Rogers jokes this afternoon.
- magicpatch0
*does the two step while sliding an ace up sleeve
- mrdobolina0
magicpatch, this thread needs a kenny rogers mashup...
- magicpatch0
where the hell is dolly?!