fat guy turned thin
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- jox0
hahah "NRA"
That's it, I'm bringing in the bikini team!
- tfsmag0
*bends over in crotchless flower pattern ninja suit and lets one rip in jox's face (while grayhood is jumping on jox's back)
*stands back and waits for jox to collapse
- jox0
*jumps up and away from the loose grip and while tfs and gray are still on their knees, I squeeze my butt in their foreheads as I fart, creating an airwave that makes them fly backwards.*
- grayhood0
NOOOO!!!!
tfs don't knock him out until the bikini team gets here
* heroicly dives in front of tfsmags but, taking a vile ass blast to the face for the team.
- jox0
*runs off, but as I'm about to exit the door I yell "yeah the bikini team couldn't make it.. sorr.... (at this time I realise it's not the door, I just walked through the window)...AAAAAAAAHHHHH*
- jevad0
lmfao
- Ramanisky0
Remember this guy????
- grayhood0
* points at the window jox just fell out of
Ha Ha
* passes out
* has a terrible dream about a train repeatly trying to go through a tunnel but the tunnel is to small, which is weird b/c the train is really small as well. near the end of the dream i can almost make out the face of the engineer, it looks alot like tfsmag??
- tfsmag0
omg? did jox just try to use NINJA BUTT BLAST™ on us?
*tfsmag wakes up in brown sticky film
- grayhood0
* grayhood wakes up with a sore asshole.
- tfsmag0
*looks down and notices a swedish flag protruding from sphincter
- grayhood0
d00d i can't believe we just got beat up by a sweed.
- jox0
You loved it, didn'tcha
- grayhood0
i thought you fell out the window???
- jox0
Yeah, but there was a pool where I landed!
- ********0
"when you're young you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26-inch waist trousers and zip them closed.
then you reach that age, 24, 25, your muscles give up and waive the little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard."
--carter USM
- tfsmag0
he only beat us because of that ninja ass blast manuever
- grayhood0
and who tought him that!?!?
huh???
- tfsmag0
it wasn't me! i'm thinking DutchBoy(4cy) had something to do with it.... they do spar together in nothing but pork grease and their birfday suits
- ********0
you guys are liek batmamn and robin