fat guy turned thin
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- ********0
Never mind mass. You all so fucking SHORT!
I'm 6' 2" and I've no idea how much I weigh...
- brooke0
Protein, Gorbie. Lots of it.
- Gorbie0
I eat tuna like a shark, though.
do you mean one of those protein shake things?
- grayhood0
true tara, but i go swimming with my clothes on alot so i just list my weight as 100+
- tfsmag0
jevad... there for awhile it was the miracle drug efedrin! but when i started to hear about how bad it was for you (this has been a couple of years ago) i weaned myself off of it. that and saving beer as only a weekend thing, mixed with skating longer and harder, and going to the gym alot in the winter when i can't skate as much is what has brought me to where i am today.
dude i think america is the easiest place in the world to gain weight without even realizing it! the day i got married i was 6' and 150 lbs... two years later i was over 200! now 7 years down the road i am almost back down to my pre marriage weight.
- rasko40
"I eat tuna like a shark"
how do you manage to eat without swallowing loads of seawater - and how do you propell yourself, those Tuna are quite fast.
- Donvitoviti0
I was a Built Guy who got un built in college and now am starting to drop the weight and get back to built
- woodyBatts0
I'm built like a sexual tyranasaurous rex...
a govenor of this country said that once, and i concur
- Gorbie0
Rasko,
I have two small slits behind each of my ears that quickly drains unwanted water aswell as smaller creatures like krill - that are just loaded with fatty complex carbohydrates.
As far as catching the tuna... I'm more of a scavenger. I pray on the weak and helpless. I enjoy taking the little runts' lives the most. I pick them off as they wander too far. Or catch them slipping after a brush with a stronger creature that may have already got a bite or two in.
- toastie0
i used to be fat, then i started smoking, now im gonna die from lung cancer.
- rasko40
you are wise to conserve your energy in that manner Gorbie, for the oceans can be a treacherous place. I often find myself just lounging around at Neptune's bar and conning old Angel fish out of their pensions. They're grateful of the company and it means that I can feed my plankton habit.
- Bitlounge0
I wonder, is there any logic explanation why so many people gain weight when they get married?...
- tfsmag0
why getting married tends to make people gain weight:
well, with me i had to spend more time at work ( i was a prepress technician at the time) and it involved a lot of sitting down. plus i think you just start to lead a more sedentary (spelling?) lifestyle at that point. My wife cooking waaaay too much food every day didn't help either! oh, i quit smoking after being married for like a year and a half, so that didn't help either.
- ********0
plus tfsmag is grehoods bottom
- tfsmag0
NO! grayhood is my bottom... don't forget it!
- grayhood0
no way dude your definatly my bottom.
- tfsmag0
you wanna fuckin fight about it bitch???!?!?!!?!?!
- grayhood0
i don't know, every time we fight you always pop a boner, and its starting to make me unconfortable
- tfsmag0
oh don't sit there and act like you aren't stimulated when we fight mr "Why do my pants feel so tight all of a sudden?"
- grayhood0
please look me in the eye while your posting at me.