fat guy turned thin
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- tfsmag0
how can i when you're constantly gesturing to your bikini area?
- brooke0
So how long have you guys been dating?
- jox0
Yay! I'm no longer tfs' punchbag!
- grayhood0
thats just how i talk, i'm sorry.
* makes sexually animated hand gestures pointing at or focusing on his junk.
that doesn't give you the right t sexually harass me.
* grabs jox's ass
- tfsmag0
*slaps jox and tells him to get back to his corner and iron my g-string
- grayhood0
its ok jox, you can wait until i am done grabbing your ass, then go iron tfsmag's g-string, not like he ever wears the damn thing anyways.
- jox0
*looks at tfs and grayhood*
Ooookay....you know, I'm gonna... um, take off...*points at door*
*slowly backs away*
- tfsmag0
GET HIM!!!!! MY G-STRINGS ARE ALL WRINKLY!
*grabs jox by the head and forces him to smell my bum
- jox0
NO! DON'T DO THAT! I have a very strong neck, you can't make me!
*pulls up pepperspray and sprays tfsmag's browneye with a thick layer*
*fsssssssssssst*
- tfsmag0
pepperspray being the nickname for your little swedish weenie
- jox0
Shut your pie hole, bitch!
*pokes tfs in the eye*
- grayhood0
tfsmag just got poked in the eye with jox's weenie!!!
OMG
* runs around in circles
omg omg omg
- tfsmag0
*kicks jox in the junk while cover eye
where the hell is grayhood? why am i fighting this weirdo/gimp by myself?
- jox0
Wait - so you two fight eachother, then I come along and then you team up against me? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?
- brooke0
Aren't you guys tired yet?
- grayhood0
* grayhood straps on eye patch and jock strap and charges into battle
* realizes he has them backwards
* charges into battle anyway with an eyepatch on his weener and a jockstrap inparing his vision
CHARGE!!!!
- tfsmag0
USA! USA!
*bitchslaps jox with grayhood's black double dong
- grayhood0
actually brooke i am getting a bit winded.
* takes a drag from his inhaler and then jumps on jox's back in an attempt to ride him like wendell's horse.
- jox0
What do you mean USA? That doesn't mean a thing, Brooke is selling you guys out! Come on Brooke, help me out!
Sweden! Sweden! *picks up pom-poms but quickly throws them away realising it's not looking too good*
- grayhood0
* kicks jox with spure
giddie up bitch!
NRA!
NRA!