Briton Slang Stuff
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- Seph0
Rag week = period
The woman with no legs has been picking strawberries again.....
jammy cunt.
- phatlee0
donkey punch, dirty sanchez, teabagging, debagging, grinding pumping, rattling, poking, shafting, shagging...etc
- rasko40
dont forget wolfbagging!
- phatlee0
A donkey punch is better though..mmmmm!!!
- Seph0
Donkey punch? Whats thats? Do tell.
- rasko40
aye the donkey punch is a classy move by no mistake, ladies cant help but respect that, and you'll get no arguments from vegetarians!
- donal0
lab kebab = fish mitten
- donal0
japanese flag= the state of you hoop the day after a hot dish
"jaysus, i'm sitting on a japanese flag here"
- Cyberjunkie0
i will gladly add (in no particular order):
(a) bean-flickers:
(b) meat helmet
(c) jacobs (as in jacob crackers... nackers)
(d) nelly (as in the hip hop artist but with fewer luggage; not to be confused with the dawg's bollocks)
(e) nimrod
(f) chicken-choke
(g) schrimping
(h) feltching
(i) the generals' generals
(j) frog (as in thouroughly french)
(k) Antonio (as in anyone hispanic)
(l) babs
(m) rodgering (as in a good old rodgering)
regards...
- phatlee0
Donkey punch is a doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the head right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life.
- Jnr_Madison0
Cyber-bagging anyone? I'll just get my VR glove.
- mrdobolina0
nah phatlee its a kidney punch.
- Seph0
Phatlee, thanks thats lovely.
this has absolutely nothing to do this with this thread but I have recently required an almost unhealthy obsession with tights.
My girlfriend occassionally (when I'm nice to her) wears tights like these and all my innermost desires and perversions are satisfied:
- ********0
i like tights too...
Hmmm.
think we need a fetish thread.
- rasko40
they're pretty nice. I can handle girls in tights. mmm.
I remember when I was at school and all the hotties would wear those white tights... mmmeeeeeóoooOWW!!
- elms0
- Infirm0
This is my collection of slang words, from a exhibition I did called 'The Homophobic Alphabet'...
Arse Bandit, Adventurous, Ass-Boy, Amy-John, Andro-Dyke, Aesthete, Aidscarrier, Aternatively Gendered, Angel, Arse King, Auntie, Amazon, Abnormal, Anti-Man, Bum Boy, Bourgoise Decadence, Bull Dagger, Botty Burglar, Bougie Man, Butch Lite, Backgammon Player, Back Tickler, Bean Queen, Baby Butch, Brown Hatter, Baby Bio, Back Scuttler, Buffty, Butterfly, Bugger, Brown Nose, Bent, Best Firend, Bear, Carpet Muncher, Chutney Ferret, Cock Sucker, Colon Commander, Cat, Cherry Picker, Choc-Box Attacker, ChickenHawk, Chubby Chaser, Catamite, close Companion, Closet Case, Cissy, Cocao Shunter, Colwyn Bay, Chocolate Chimney Sweep, Clam Jouster, Chicken, Clone, Christmas Tree, Chocolate Soldier, Calamite, Curry Queen, Corn holer, Cross Wired, Cotquean, Cock Smoker, Consenting Adult, Comrade, Confirmed Bachelor, Congenital Inversion, Dinge Queen, Diverted, Dolly Dimples, Doughnut Puncher, Dykosaurus, Doll, Dung Puncher, Doormat Basher, Drainpipe Engineer Dyke, Duke of Kent, Dangle Queen, Deviant, Diesel Dyke, Different, Effeminate, Exotic, Experiment of Nature, The English Disease, Exhaust-Pipe Enginneer, Faggot, Fudge Packer, Fairy, Fag, Faux Man, Finger Artist, Fribble, Frog Queen, Freak, Gentleman of the Backdoor, Ganemede, Gay, Gal-boy, Gay-girl, Gentleman Butch, Ginger Beer, Gunsel, Homo, Hare, Heart Valve, Hodgie, Hershey, Highwayman, Hoer of the HP, Howard's Way, In the Department, Invertebrate, Ingle, Intermediate Sex, International, Invert, John and Joan, Jack, Jobby Jabber, Jacksie Rabbit, Jizz Jemmy, KitKat Shuffler, Knob Jockey, Lemon, Lessie, Like That, Lavender Menace, Left-Handed, Lesbian, Letting the Inside Out, Limp Wristed, Lipstick Butch, Longtime Companion, Love of Green, Lettuce Licker,Muff Diver, Musical, Marmite Miner, Mag Darling, Manly Hearted Woman, Mary, Mason, Maud, Molly, Mutant, Myrtle, Mox, Navigator of the Windward Passage, Not interested In the Opposite Sex, Nouvelle Lesbian, Nick Vamp, Nancy Boy, Nudger, Nelly, Nelly Duff, Nervous, Never Married, Orchid Eater, Odd, Old Blue, Omi-Palone, One of Them, Opera Queen, Oriental, Other Way, Other, Off the Planet, OTPOTSS, Pancake, Pansy Without a Stem, Park Queen, Pederast, Pegless Boy, Pervert Plymouth Fancy, Politically Correct Sex, Poof, Ponce, Poo Pipe Pirate, Putting From the Rough, Pilot of the Chocolate Runway, Plop Plumber, Paloniomi, Pansy, Pillow Biter, Player of the Pink Oboe, Queen, Queer, Queer Bird, Romantic Friend, Rent, Ring Pirate, Rubber Queen, Rear Admiral, Rear Gunner, Shirt Lifter, Shit Stabber, Salad Tosser, Sausage Jockey, Severe, Shit Sticker, Simisexualist, Sissy, Snow Queen, Turd Burglar, That Way, Twank, Tempermental, Third Sex, Tit King, Touched, Trapeze Artist, Tourist, Uphill Gardener, Unnatural, Uranian, Urning, Vice Anglais, Vile, Willie Woofter, Wind Jammer, Weasel, Woofter, Wearing the Mask, Warm Sister, Warm Brother, Zealot
- ********0
lol
- kenchie10
Got the painters in - menstruating
Laying a cable - having a dump
Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree - ok, I got that one from the League of Gentlemen!
- ethios0
Bashing the bishop?
Slapping the salami?