Briton Slang Stuff
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- DutchBoy
a Tokyo Optician= a slag, slut, a whore. ie; A woman who has seen more than her fair share of Japs eyes.
rasko4(mar 23 04, 07:05)
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as stolen from another thread.
please enlighten us foreigners with more of your entertaining variations on your native (UK) English.
- Chickenhands0
Not exactly slang but I've always liked these terms for vagina:
Grandmas secret pocket
Spam purse
Vertical bacon sandwich
Hairy axe wound.++
- donal0
Helmdale - a particularly pungent form of Knobcheese
- DutchBoy0
lol
- donal0
check out the profanisorus on http://www.viz.co.uk/
- Chickenhands0
hmmmmm - only on Newstoday could this thread sit next to the Sharon one comfortably.
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- rasko40
Sausage Wallet: a fanny, vulva, beyond the beef curtains. A necessary female part required for sausage and donut situations.
- rasko40
cheesepipe clingfilm= condom
- DutchBoy0
hehe
*makes notes
*giggles some more
- donal0
the billy-mill roundabout = orgasm.
e.g. to crash the milk float at the billy mill roundabout
- phatlee0
fanny batter, dick split, muff, fairy, arm, dead hedgehog, badungas, babylons, hot pots, bungalows, wabs, puppies...etc...etc
- donal0
marge = slag, slut.
as in margarine, spreads easily
- donal0
marge = slag, slut.
as in margarine, spreads easily
- rasko40
Top Shelf Exorcist= a lush, an alcoholic, one who likes to rid the top shelf of spirits.
- DutchBoy0
phatlee, please explain 'em.
what's a bungalow in this context for instance?
- Mr_Jump0
Furry Kebab...
- donal0
strangle kojak - to have a wank, masterbate
- phatlee0
bungalow.....
"she's gotta nice pair of bungalow's..."
- ********0
Have a play with the custard trumpet: also to wank
- DutchBoy0
ah, ok.. i see now.
you mean shoes!
- phatlee0
crack one off, one eyed yogurt slinger, hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock ot