Briton Slang Stuff
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- canuck0
Slag for idiot, or someone you dislike: Div, Smeg-head, wally, prat, berk
- rasko40
bee stings, iced gems, loosely packed doner, beetle bonnet, sharks fin, joy gloy, man fat, lovers quiche, discharge the mutton musket, meat seeking pissile, guided muscle, stir the porridge, sugared almond, hairy goblet, turtle's head, smoking a bum cigar, sausage sandwich, bulldog eating porridge, grumble.
- rasko40
Captain Hogseye= Curly bearded seafarer with a shiny, bald, purple head who trawls in cod cove and spits a lot.
- Seph0
Words for redneck in the UK:
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies
some of my Fav rude words are:
Whisker Biscuit (female genitals)
Chopper (Penis)
Headlights (Breasts)
Half Ounce (female genitals)
there are so many and there is so little time....
- ********0
He he he he class rasko.
- Seph0
Rasko, that last one....LOL
its so excessively long its funny.
- ********0
The bearded clam = minge
- ********0
aeroplane blond - one who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'...
- ********0
up on blocks - having a period
- rasko40
I'd quite happily have those cunts sterilised, and probably locked up aswell.
- ********0
Shouting Soup: Vomit
- ********0
chutney ferret = a gay man
- rasko40
technicolour yawn
- ********0
Not really slang - but I was bemused to find out how many Americans didn't know what a"pavement" meant.
"taking the piss" also seems to confound them... No - really.
- Jnr_Madison0
Crafty Butcher: Someone who gets their meat delivered round the back (takes it up the arse in short).
- woodyBatts0
Yeah because it's called a sidewalk, e.g. "I bashed the redcoat's head into the sidewalk"
;)
- ********0
Vampire tea bag week = period


