noisy neigbour
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- rasp
noisy neigbour above
all i hear is bang bang bang, muffed voices shouting over loud, shite music...
on and off, everyday
5pm thru to 3amhe cant take the hint of a complaint (last year) or any amount of me shouting tosser, wanker, cunt etc. (this year)
what would you do?
whats my next move?i'd like to but i cant get him 'whacked'...
shame.
- brandelec0
move above him
- jox0
Just kill him?!
- ********0
dont rent with anyone above you
- ********0
Horse head in his bed. Always works.
- brandelec0
super glue a coin to his keyhole, he can't get in, no niose
bada bing bada boom
that's what i did :0
- ********0
or, if you rig a water pistol, you can shoot preying mantis eggs into the apt, causing an infestation that is guaranteed to drive them mad
- monkeyshine0
move.
or...do what I did and commit yourself to alot of debt and responsibility and buy a house.
My upstairs neighbor would wash her clothes at 3 the morning and the spin cycle would always make my bed rattle. And her dumb weinereimer would scream like a torchured man at all hours...what else could I do, short of voodoo?
- unfittoprint0
leprosy & a big hug.
- save0
kick shit out of him
- ********0
excellent idea, loudubs!
- rasp0
i think the superglue and coin is a good idea. theres only one door into his 3rd floor flat.
hmmm wheres my superglue
- save0
put human excrement on his door handle everyday...
- chach0
this may be a case for the ol' fish in the air ducts/ attic trick.
- rasko40
send him 'ransom' style notes, claiming to be watching him through binoculars, tell him about your fascination with him and how you would like to graft crocodile skin to his back and rape him wearing your croc dundee outfit, send him insects inside condoms and articles on cannibalism, arrange a visit from a funeral director to discuss a crocodile shaped coffin and put him on the mailing list for speciality knife magazines.
that kind of thing.
- rasp0
i could put something thru his letterbox in the front door to land in his hallway, but dont have access to anywhere else (air vents/lofts etc)
although he parks his shitty mr2 convertible right outside, below my window some nights.
any more ideas?
- k0na_an0k0
a brick through the window with a cruedly drawn illustration of a man with a knife in his eye. then an arrow with the word "you".
- jox0
Dip your finger into a bowl of ketchup and write "accidents may happen" on a white piece of paper and fold some sort of papier mache helicopter with it and let it fly into his kitchen and hit him in the eye.
- Mimio0
I live in a building with 2 loft apts in it. My upstairs neighbor is...no shit...a comedic juggler. Life is noisy now.
- rasko40
photocopy loads of flyers on a weekly basis and hand them out around bars inviting people back for wild parties, invite wierdos over for gang bangs, he's bound to get sick of that pretty quickly.
- jox0
out-of-date sour milk thru his mailbox is always a huge hit in case the helicopter plan fails. Which it won't. But still...