gravestone designer
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- Krimzen
will you design your own gravestone? Sorry if this is a bit morbid :)
- BonSeff0
hell yes. my will comes with an eps file.
- k770
i like this epitaph:
just forget about me - marcel duchamp
- Nairn0
I'm going to have a diamond shard that stretches a mile into the sky, so the entire world can behold the wonder of my brilliance... and in the right conditions, take out unsuspecting light aircraft.
Damn Cessnas.
- Krimzen0
Mine will have a nice little orafice and read "insert wang here"
- k770
aw Krimzen, wtf?
- Derek20
my pixel font on the stone will be soo crisp.
- Nairn0
I've actually always quite liked the idea of completely lying on my gravestone - bar my name, of course.. in the style of one of the grand Victorian monuments to some patron of the establishment...
"A testament to the industry and courage of the people of the world, Ewen fought endlessly for ... yadda yadda.."
- Krimzen0
ok k77 I'll put a wang on there for the ladies too.
- Krimzen0
ah yes, a good lie. I don't think it's illegal to lie on your gravestone eh?
- Nairn0
Derek, imagine decking your gravestone in a late 60s boufant - look pretty silly now, wouldn't it?
- CyBrainX0
I don't know about the design, but I think of a new quote for it a few times a week. "just put that on my tombstone."
- Derek20
true.
HELVETICA it is!
but.. with minus kerning...
- peteski0
I plan to, something
Clean and Simple™
- nuggler0
I've known what I want for many years. In a traditional Roman font:
J O H N S O N
- plamenski0
"Feel Free To Piss On Me"
Any font will do.
- ian0
Can I steal Royal Tenenbaums idea?
Died at sea while rescuing his drowning family.
Sweet.
- Jnr_Madison0
Just "Eat Me" in comic sans.
- JamesEngage0
nope... coz i will be dead.
- ian0
I want a plasma screen hooked up to a camera in the coffin so everyone can see how Im doing.
It will give an air of authenticity to the feeeling of misery (or joy) people will get from visiting my grave.
On halloween it can show horror movies.
- rasp0
i dont really fancy lying in a box under the ground even if i was dead.
think id much sooner be used as a some kind of buffet lunch to unsuspecting friends.
mmm
party sausage, anyone?