gravestone designer
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- ian0
Cremation is a good answer, that way you can never come back as a cannabalistic zombie intent on eation your family and friends.
Believe me, I hate it when that happens.
- r_gaberz0
we should planet a screen and a process inside it give it some interactivity
- JamesEngage0
is that going on your headstone
- r_gaberz0
sudden rush of fear
I DON'T WANNA DIE.... wah
- ********0
hell no, I'm being cremated man, it's much cleaner. I don't want to be put in a tomb
- r_gaberz0
an endless loop of me dancing naked would be fun
- pascii0
funny, last night i had a spliff and started thinking about getting very old and dying (usual mj paranoia) made me feel a little confused.
anyway, i wanna be burned and my ashes in a mug
- rasko40
"Hey kid, yeah you spotty, you better not be drinking cider up there cheapskate, and no ouija's, I'll mess up your mind so go on - FUCK OFF!"
- vespa0
nice mug pascii.
maybe i should follow my ancestors' tradition of getting cut up into little bits and put in a jar at the foot of mount Kinabalu.
But in the event that i fake my own death to divert attention from an international conspiracy involving drugs, money and chaka khan covers, i will request that my headstone be lettered with Serapion.
http://www.stormtype.com/serap.h…
(yes i read that article in this month's Eye)
- ian0
Oh I saw some really creepy websites ages ago where you could get your pets freeze dried, kinda like han solo in the carbonite and another where you get cremated and your ashes are compacted and made into a 'life stone' that can be worn on a chain around your loved ones necks.
There are some sick little puppies out there.
- vespa0
a chain around your loved one's necks?! strewth.
why not shackles around their feet?
- rasp0
hahaha:
headstones-direct.co.uk
try out a few designs before placing your order.
- ian0
I know, its like that episode of the simpons where Homer tells marge he wants to be stuffed and mounted and placed on the sofa after his death.
The sites were really creepy but I cant find em anymore. Another one had a business going where you can give a message to a terminal patient and when they die they have to pass on the message to your dead loved one. Holy crap, thats just messed up.
- rson0
rasp that is the craziest thing i've ever seen...well not the craziest. I started to make my stone...then i started feeling really bad.
- spendogg0
my will has an identiy standards package with files. for all communication in my afterlife.
- rasp0
i made one too.
it was a black arc with centred lillies that said "what the fuck are you looking at? piss off" in white olde english.
then i felt weird about it too.
i wonder how much they are?
- ********0
you people have inspired me to attach an eps design with my will...
- ian0
I tried to make the tackiest one I could, then I felt really good.
Tried to put all my text in Olde English and it wouldnt. Then I felt bad.
Crazy shit though. Wheres the anti-zombie escape coffins?
- unfittoprint0
high contrast middle finger:
"You can take the boy out of the gutter. You'll never take the gutter out of the boy."
- TransFatty0
i like the idea of one that says:
You Go Girl.
dunno why