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- k770
- Chip0
if you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
- ian-1
I know when Im going to die, my birth cert has an expiration date.
- North_2-1
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"
- North_2-1
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
*Puts head down and runs for the door
- lilbabyleg0
my nuts are super greasy, sorry 'bout those pimples on your chin...
- rasp0
If you want things to stay as they are, things will have to change
- Kernit0
I've just found out that Mr Sheen is of Polish descent.
- vespa0
"They misunderestimated me."
(George W Bush)
- wendell0
sex killer dead happy
and
2. "my, the time i saw a hole like last ,i was putting a letter in the door!
- scarabin1
If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg
- freedom-5
- doesnotexist1
shredding a tidal wave of whiskey on a surfboard made of don't care
may the bridges i burn light the way
- eatbreathedrive0
what u gonna do, stab me?