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- k77
can a man with no fingers press charges?
- ankixa0
well-he can't make a fist, can he?
- honda0
Ever stopped to think, and forget to start again?
- honda0
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- k770
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- ankixa0
"the only way to achieve true performance is utter[sp?] madness"
- k770
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
- ankixa0
i imagine so.
"who makes the milk?"
- k770
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- ankixa0
only when they want decaf.
- honda0
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- honda1
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
- k770
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of
5 enjoys it?
- ankixa0
use ABB.s
and - i ferget why.
- fixate0
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- ankixa0
1/23 :)
- honda0
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
- ankixa0
i made myself a great camou.skirt over summer.
with a hint ov black.frill and red.stitching.
- honda0
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
- ankixa0
co.ink.dink.
- honda0
Does fuzzy logic tickle?