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- k770
OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee
Titans?
- honda0
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
- fixate0
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a muscle.
- ankixa0
give em the Tit.s.
and get.em with tickle.coloured.quo.lipstick. :)
- honda0
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
- ankixa0
done.for!
not i :)
but - i am not a man either.
- k770
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just
stale bread to begin with?
- honda0
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- honda0
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
- ankixa0
gots to keep them crisp.
check your re.fridge.raider.
- honda0
If the 12 Apostles were to be marketed as action figures, would Judas be sold separately?
- ankixa0
they should all be in seperate packages.
how confusing is that?
- k770
hehehehe
- honda0
last one:
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
- k770
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- ankixa0
we can call them "holes" if you like.
and why is it everyone is suddenly obsessed with the "magnetic.poles"?
- honda0
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
ok nite all.
- ankixa0
which alphabet?
- Milan0
A man's walking down the street, forgets how to breathe and dies.
- ankixa0
narcoleptic.sleep.apnoea?