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- ********0
almost drowned as a kid, almost died in a flipped over combi (caravan) in Africa middle of nowhere, would have been dead if it hit the other way.
- vespa0
nearly fell off a sheer drop on mount kinabalu in malaysia as a kid but my uncle caught me... phew!
- mitsu0
me too mimio. i was going over 140
also, on another incident, i did a 180 on a highway exitramp at night... it was so narrow that it took about 15 reverses and forwards to turn the car back around. amazingly, during the spin, i never hit the walls...
my roommate and i had weak knees the rest of the night on account of that one.
- ian0
Friend of mine was in 3 car accidents over the course of a year. Once, the car skidded off the road flipped over and landed roof down in a ditch.
he told me that the car was ok till he unclipped his seatbelt and fell into the windscreen.
- ********0
1) I was premature by 3 weeks and both my lungs collapsed..
2) Almost got stuck in the head with an arrow..heard it whizz past my head..
3) Cut my leg off with a chainsaw... but i'm fine now!!
- mirola0
ok drake, one of those was made up wasn't it.
- ian0
Yeah but the question is, which one?
If you cut your leg off with a chainsaw, it grows back right?
- ********0
actually, i meant to say: "i cut my leg with a chainsaw and it was glued back on"
- mirola0
cool
- ian0
That is cool. The guy's unbreakable.
- ********0
i once got bitten by a vampira.
i dont remember much of it but it seems i survived it.*pinches his painful eyes*
*closes the curtains to darken the room a bit more*
- slag_you_off0
I was working on a building site at a factory in a summer job. I was carrying something down the gutter of one of those factory roofs...you know ||||||
class on one side, slate on the other, I slipped and fell through the window, through the false celling and landed on a desk...a shard of glass embedded in the desk next to me...about a 20ft fall.
I was out for a couple of hours apparantly.
and Ive been cruched by a fork lift truck breaking 6 ribs. that hurt a lot.
needless to say its safer working on a computer
- ********0
Starfish?
- stimuli0
Howdy dudes, Bo and Luke say Hi. Funny how the General Lee gets much harder to get into after a couple of pints.
Oh btw, why does this work?
http://ww.newstoday.com/
- stimuli0
On a serious note, I have been threatened by a turkish taxi driver in London, he said he was going to shoot me. Maybe I shouldn't have shouted "No, I don't want your fucking taxi" to him, I think he got a bit upset.
- ian0
Taxi drivers, eh? Any little excuse to go on a kill crazy rampage. I tell you, I could write a book.
- stimuli0
"Get in the back... aaargh!"
I need to get back into GTA.
- ian0
Well in Dublin its so hard to get a cab on a saturday night, having a cabbie shout at me cos I didnt want their cab would be a joy!
Ive waited at a rank for an hour and a half for a cab, at 3 in the morn. If I wasn't such a lazy bastard I could've walked home in that time.
- stimuli0
Edinburgh's the same, always massive queues of neddy wankers and slags on Lothian Road.
- nessdog0
I've been run over by 2 cars. Once because i was running to the sweet shop after school, and once because i was drunk.