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...have you ever had a close encounter!?
- MrBixler0
Death to everyone...
- MrBixler0
...is gonna come
- MrBixler0
I specialize in the blatant obvious
- MX_OnD0
becomes her
- ian0
Got hit by a motorbike crossing the road once.
The paramedics were cheking my head for damage and got worried when they found a lump. In my shaken state I apologised for having an unusually shaped head.
- wendell0
will we meet before our deaths mr bixler or not. have you seen my joke at the entertain me thread mr bixler
- stimuli0
I was once tied to a large table and had a laser slowly move up between my legs towards my nuts. It was quite scary.
Another time I was nearly eaten by sharks but escaped and just blew the gaff up.
As you can tell, I've had an exciting life.
- mirola0
i got stabbed in the side with a kitchen knife a couple of years ago. by some insane smackhead girl. i was very lucky that it touched no major organs.
I'M ALIVE!!
- mirola0
"and just blew the gaff up."
hahaha that made me bust a little chuckle in front of my collegues when i should really be fixing bugs so more swedish people can gamble.
- mirola0
hahahaha i don't know why i'm still so tickled by that. i think i need to eat
- stimuli0
I remember once I was locked in a shed with loads of my mates and we were going to be killed. But the silly people who locked us in left a whole load of power tools, gas canisters and an old bus lying around so we just made some minor modifications - cut some slits in the metal, covered the windows ad shot our way out with our makeshift minigun.
Ah, those were the days.
- rasp0
yep. i nearly died.
but you know that dont you? motorbike accident.
intensive care.
broken limbs sticking out my body and 'adult respiratory syndrome' (and other stuff like things getting into my blood stream from when the bones severed my flesh!
enjoying your lunch?
nice.
- MX_OnD0
Perhaps no near death events but I should never have been born by rights.....
Papa was born 3 months premature in '38 - Miracle #1
Papa almost lost testicles in a freak tricycle accident in '42
AND
I am the 0.001% of cases where the pill didn't work!
does that count??
- ian0
Cool site stimuli, but you should put some of your hair raising escapes in the news section on your homepage.
The blow the gaff up.
- stimuli0
Did I tell you about the time I was frozen in carbonite and used as a wall decoration in a large space gansters palace?
- rasp0
wow.. thats quite a story mx.. but stimuli.. i think ive hear your stories before.. have we met?
- ian0
Did you put it on your site?
Man, Im cracking up here.
- wendell0
i have seen it when death appear ed in front off me. i saw an elephant drowning. that was very bad. in a zoo. also when my favorite horse of my grandfather was dead. but i had got vashtis shoes in a box to keep
- rasp0
concentrate.. here come the science.. because your worth it
Adult respiratory distress syndrome (ARDS):
A common medical emergency, is precipitated by various acute processes that directly or indirectly injure the lung, eg, sepsis, primary bacterial or viral pneumonias, aspiration of gastric contents, direct chest trauma, prolonged or profound shock, burns, fat embolism, near drowning, massive blood transfusion, cardiopulmonary bypass, O2 toxicity, acute hemorrhagic pancreatitis, inhalation of smoke or other toxic gas, and ingestion of certain drugs. The incidence of ARDS is estimated to be > 30% with sepsis (see Ch. 156). Although termed "adult," this syndrome also occurs in children.Common? bah!
- rasp0
:) wendell is ace.
hope you got over it okay wendell?