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- ian0
Yeah but the question is, which one?
If you cut your leg off with a chainsaw, it grows back right?
- drake0
actually, i meant to say: "i cut my leg with a chainsaw and it was glued back on"
- mirola0
cool
- ian0
Now thats a close encounter! Can we talk about the probes? The anal probes.
- ian0
That is cool. The guy's unbreakable.
- MrBixler0
Death to everyone...
- MrBixler0
...is gonna come
- MrBixler0
I specialize in the blatant obvious
- MX_OnD0
becomes her
- ian0
Got hit by a motorbike crossing the road once.
The paramedics were cheking my head for damage and got worried when they found a lump. In my shaken state I apologised for having an unusually shaped head.
- wendell0
will we meet before our deaths mr bixler or not. have you seen my joke at the entertain me thread mr bixler
- slag_you_off0
I was working on a building site at a factory in a summer job. I was carrying something down the gutter of one of those factory roofs...you know ||||||
class on one side, slate on the other, I slipped and fell through the window, through the false celling and landed on a desk...a shard of glass embedded in the desk next to me...about a 20ft fall.
I was out for a couple of hours apparantly.
and Ive been cruched by a fork lift truck breaking 6 ribs. that hurt a lot.
needless to say its safer working on a computer
- stimuli0
I was once tied to a large table and had a laser slowly move up between my legs towards my nuts. It was quite scary.
Another time I was nearly eaten by sharks but escaped and just blew the gaff up.
As you can tell, I've had an exciting life.
- JazX0
Starfish?
- mirola0
i got stabbed in the side with a kitchen knife a couple of years ago. by some insane smackhead girl. i was very lucky that it touched no major organs.
I'M ALIVE!!
- stimuli0
Howdy dudes, Bo and Luke say Hi. Funny how the General Lee gets much harder to get into after a couple of pints.
Oh btw, why does this work?
http://ww.newstoday.com/
- mirola0
"and just blew the gaff up."
hahaha that made me bust a little chuckle in front of my collegues when i should really be fixing bugs so more swedish people can gamble.
- mirola0
hahahaha i don't know why i'm still so tickled by that. i think i need to eat
- stimuli0
I remember once I was locked in a shed with loads of my mates and we were going to be killed. But the silly people who locked us in left a whole load of power tools, gas canisters and an old bus lying around so we just made some minor modifications - cut some slits in the metal, covered the windows ad shot our way out with our makeshift minigun.
Ah, those were the days.