favorite seinfeld moment
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- unknown0
Mrs. Kostanza: "I found this in our bed! What's a prophalactic wrapper doing in our bed?!"
And she says either, "I'll have to burn the sheets." or "I can never sleep in that bed again."
- Ramanisky0
Jack Hannah on the Merv Grifiin Set inside of Kramers apartment holding an eagle
"Hey, where are the cameras????"
- unknown0
haha and I think Kramer says to Jack, "Oh, don't worry about that."
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There's no argument whatsoever. Seinfeld is/was the best tv sitcom of all time.
absolute genious in every single show that no other show could come close to duplicating.
- paulrand0
"hello... newman"
- unknown0
Pez dispenser on the knee during that performance.
Love the one where Elaine is dating that musician, she finally talks him into giving her oral, and then at his showcase show his mouth is so tired he can't sing.
no record contract.
- Ramanisky0
Right on, mg33
Its going to be a tough task to even come close to what Seinfeld has done.
Steinbrenner - "Tyler Chicken, George,....Tyyyyyyler Chicken"
Putty to Elaine - "I'am gonna go to bathroom when i get back we're gonna make out"
- unknown0
how about episode w/George building the nap setup under his desk, and Steinbrenner compliments him on it when he should actually be fired.
- Ramanisky0
George on the -threesome sex-
"its like discovering Plutonium by accident!"little Bobby to Kramer
"Paul O'neal is my FAVORITE"
"can he hit 2 homeruns for me??"
- unknown0
Jerry to George: "You had to go for the Trifecta."
(episode where George combines sex, food, and television into one sordid affair)
- ryn80
When Putty and Elaine are dating, and he takes her to Arby's for lunch, and they are talking about it with Jerry later and she says, "I had the roast beef" - as if it were a classy establishment.
hahaha
- ganon0
at puttys car dealership...:
(Scene cuts to Puddy in the copy room with Elaine. He’s trying to fix the Xerox machine)
PUDDY: Paper jam.. Got it! (Holds his hand up) High-five. (Elaine reluctantly slaps it. He turns around, and puts his hand out behind his back) On the flip side.
ELAINE: David, um, I..
PUDDY: (Still holding out his hand) Don’t leave me hangin’
ELAINE: You’re a salesman now - and the high-five is.. it’s very grease monkey.
PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?
ELAINE: I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
PUDDY: (Somewhat hurt) Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.
ELAINE: Well, that is really mature.
PUDDY: Yeah? So are you.
ELAINE: Huh?
PUDDY: You’re the grease monkey.
ELAINE: (Confused at David’s attempts at a comeback) Uh.. that doesn’t make any sense. I am leaving.
PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through.
ELAINE: Fine! We’re through!
PUDDY; Oh, so you’re leaving?
ELAINE: (While leaving) That’s right. (Mocking Puddy, she puts her hand up) High-five! (Turns around, putting her hand behind her back like he had done) On the
flip side! (As Elaine is leaving, she mutters to herself) Takin’ me to Arby’s..
- pixlpushr0
I'm not sponge worthy?!
When Kramer hits golfballs out in the ocean and George ends up acting out the marine biologist he isn't in front of the crowd...picking the golfball out of the stranded whale...
And Kramer's idea for a new fragrant, 'the beach'... the smell of the beach... yummy...
Is it possible to buy all of the Seinfeld episodes on dvd somewhere??? I want it for xmas!
- unknown0
pixl,
you can probably find all of them on VHS on ebay.
One of my friends has them all on his hard drive.
He might be lying.
If they come out on DVD I'll be thrilled
- spendogg0
When georges wallet is so huge it gives him back pain, then explodes in the street.
also the virgin episode is a classic
- ganon0
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! (Mammal.) Whatever. Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and
pulled out the obstruction!Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.
- Mimio0
When it ended.
- mindflayer0
the jerkstore comeback...so crappy...not hard to believe that george's character was modeled after Larry David...CYE rocks.
- unknown0
"you kept making all the stops?!@?!?"
"well people kept ringing the bell!"
- unknown0
"I had a dream last night a hamburger was eating me"
hahahahahahahahahaha
- Hans0
when kramer buys some slim fit jeans and he cant sitt or bend down. jerry even tries to ripp them off of him, but they are completely stuck.