favorite seinfeld moment

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    at puttys car dealership...:

    (Scene cuts to Puddy in the copy room with Elaine. He’s trying to fix the Xerox machine)

    PUDDY: Paper jam.. Got it! (Holds his hand up) High-five. (Elaine reluctantly slaps it. He turns around, and puts his hand out behind his back) On the flip side.

    ELAINE: David, um, I..

    PUDDY: (Still holding out his hand) Don’t leave me hangin’

    ELAINE: You’re a salesman now - and the high-five is.. it’s very grease monkey.

    PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?

    ELAINE: I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.

    PUDDY: (Somewhat hurt) Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.

    ELAINE: Well, that is really mature.

    PUDDY: Yeah? So are you.

    ELAINE: Huh?

    PUDDY: You’re the grease monkey.

    ELAINE: (Confused at David’s attempts at a comeback) Uh.. that doesn’t make any sense. I am leaving.

    PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through.

    ELAINE: Fine! We’re through!

    PUDDY; Oh, so you’re leaving?

    ELAINE: (While leaving) That’s right. (Mocking Puddy, she puts her hand up) High-five! (Turns around, putting her hand behind her back like he had done) On the

    flip side! (As Elaine is leaving, she mutters to herself) Takin’ me to Arby’s..

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