favorite seinfeld moment
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- unknown0
ooh, another:
When Kramer does all that tanning, and he's dating a black girl, she takes him home to meet her parents and when the door is opened, Kramer looks like a Thanksgiving turkey, the girl's father says, "I thought you said you were bringing home a nice white boy. But all I see here is a damned fool!"
- ronnypudding0
Kramer gets a speaking part in a Woody Allen movie.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY.
- BrianMalcolm0
'bizarro seinfeld' episode...
"we've already got a george..."
also, the masturbation withdrawl contest one is quite amazing...
- Ramanisky0
The one where George shows up to an anger management class and says to Jerry "They want me to bottle up all of my anger .....and that makes me so MAD!!!!"
- BrianMalcolm0
ooh, and anything with mr. pitt...
- unknown0
the episode where Kramer has the Merv Griffin stage in his apartment and George gets attacked by the hawk.
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the visiting Chinese men who sleep in the oversized drawers in Kramer's place.
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the Kenyan runner for the New York marathon who they let oversleep
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Elaine's analyzing her men to see if they're "sponge worthy."
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when George works at that company, and Kramer wants to invent that bladder for oil tankers, they basically test it out with a rubber kickball filled with oil that they drop to street level.
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- Ramanisky0
Anything with PUTTY
"High Five"
- unknown0
Putty:
"8 Ball Jacket" "Talk to the 8-Ball."
- Ramanisky0
When Kramer opens up the door and the red light from Kenny Rogers Restaurant stuns him
Kramers body language and the buzzing sound of the red hot light glowing makes the moment
a classic
- spendogg0
When Kramer sees Joe Demaggio at Dinky Donuts, tries to get his attention by slamming the table and yelling "YIP - YIP - YIP"
- spendogg0
Its been a long journey from Milan to Minsk Rochelle, Rochelle
- ronnypudding0
PROGNOSIS: NEGATIVE
- Ramanisky0
Chunnel
- ganon0
when kramer and newman go toa record shop to sell shitty old records...:
Ron: Twenty bucks.
Newman: Twenty bucks?!? Are you out of your mind?
Ron: Well, take it or leave it.
Newman: Take it or leave it!? We got *Al Jolson* here, *Al Jolson*!!
Ron: Now what the Hell do I care about Al Jolson. I'd just assume hear you sing "Mammy". Heh heh heh...
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] This guy's nothin' but a piece of crap...
Newman: You are nothing but a piece of crap.
Ron: Pardon me?
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] A piece of crap...
Newman: A piece of crap.
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] I find you extremely ugly...
Newman: I find you extremely ugly.
Ron: *Do* you?
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] You emit a foul and unpleasant odour...
Newman: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
Ron: Oh, is that right?
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] I *loathe* you...
Newman: I *loathe* you.
Ron: That's it. Get out of my store!
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] Make us.
Newman: Make us!
Ron: Oh, I'll make you!
(As Ron jumps the counter to get at the boys)
hahaha
- spendogg0
when jerry gets duped into making a pirate video of "death blow"
- ********0
every episode has its moments.
- spendogg0
When jerry was dating a girl and he made the joke about her belly button that says "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO"
also
the girl that he forgot her name but it rymes with a body part "MULVA"???
- Ramanisky0
The Summer of George Episode
he has a mini fridge built into his lazy-boy recliner
Brilliant
- unknown0
Newman: "When you control the mail, you control...Information!"
mmmwwwwhhhaaaa, mwwwwhhhhhaaaaa!!!!!
- Ramanisky0
George - "Theres relationship George and then theres Friendship George, you know movie George, coffee George
Jerry - "I like that George!"
George - "Me tooooooo"
"and you're killing him Jerry""If relationship George comes walking through that door he will kill Friendship George"
Jerry - "Worlds will collide"