favorite seinfeld moment

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  • ganon0

    when kramer and newman go toa record shop to sell shitty old records...:

    Ron: Twenty bucks.

    Newman: Twenty bucks?!? Are you out of your mind?

    Ron: Well, take it or leave it.

    Newman: Take it or leave it!? We got *Al Jolson* here, *Al Jolson*!!

    Ron: Now what the Hell do I care about Al Jolson. I'd just assume hear you sing "Mammy". Heh heh heh...

    Kramer: [In Newman's ear] This guy's nothin' but a piece of crap...

    Newman: You are nothing but a piece of crap.

    Ron: Pardon me?

    Kramer: [In Newman's ear] A piece of crap...

    Newman: A piece of crap.

    Kramer: [In Newman's ear] I find you extremely ugly...

    Newman: I find you extremely ugly.

    Ron: *Do* you?

    Kramer: [In Newman's ear] You emit a foul and unpleasant odour...

    Newman: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.

    Ron: Oh, is that right?

    Kramer: [In Newman's ear] I *loathe* you...

    Newman: I *loathe* you.

    Ron: That's it. Get out of my store!

    Kramer: [In Newman's ear] Make us.

    Newman: Make us!

    Ron: Oh, I'll make you!

    (As Ron jumps the counter to get at the boys)

    hahaha

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