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  • piperboytoy0

    I have so many too. and I get 20 spam of the same shit but from 20 different emails. The last ones were how to make my penis bigger and viagra.

  • Bertrand0

    The website of the guy who replies to spam is
    http://thespamletters.com/

  • monkeyshine0

    What's up with the spam ltr from Nigeria or, this morning got one from Mike Paulson of Sierra Leone...

    "I was convince in my spirit to contact you which we know that you will never betray us when this money transferred into you account."

    ??? I guess word is out all over the world about my sublime integrity.

  • unknown0

    Check out this whacky one:

    Hello,

    I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my
    dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by
    the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit,
    and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably
    the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor,
    four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with
    front panel XID display.

    I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
    certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

    In terms of payment:
    I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum
    gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

    Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below
    coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard
    Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after.
    If you miss this timeframe please email me.

    Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South
    West
    Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude
    42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea
    level.
    WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF
    TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
    (NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT
    IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE
    TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE
    TRANSFER.

    Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels
    through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of
    communication I have right now.

    After unit has been sent please email me at:

    with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

    Thank You

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  • k0na_an0k0

    put a used condom in the bag

  • k0na_an0k0

    damn, that's crazy.

    i just got this one 2 seconds ago... it's nuts.

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    This product can enlarge Your manly unit 3+ inches
    100% GUARANTEED TO WORK!
    Enlargement technology enables our accredited team of
    scientists to present the world's most effective formula.
    Our tests show that the average enhancement was 2.5 INCHES.

    It's TRUE, it's ASTOUNDING, and now it's available to you GUARANTEED!

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    i ordered 4 and am going to quadruple the dosage.

  • unfittoprint0

    LOL... thanks Bertrand.

    pixelfrog, I just received the same spam...

    It's like Spam on Mushrooms!