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- unfittoprint0
LOL... thanks Bertrand.
pixelfrog, I just received the same spam...
It's like Spam on Mushrooms!
- k0na_an0k0
damn, that's crazy.
i just got this one 2 seconds ago... it's nuts.
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This product can enlarge Your manly unit 3+ inches
100% GUARANTEED TO WORK!
Enlargement technology enables our accredited team of
scientists to present the world's most effective formula.
Our tests show that the average enhancement was 2.5 INCHES.It's TRUE, it's ASTOUNDING, and now it's available to you GUARANTEED!
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i ordered 4 and am going to quadruple the dosage.
- k0na_an0k0
put a used condom in the bag
- unknown0
Check out this whacky one:
Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my
dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by
the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit,
and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably
the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor,
four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with
front panel XID display.I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum
gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below
coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard
Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after.
If you miss this timeframe please email me.Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South
West
Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude
42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea
level.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF
TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
(NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT
IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE
TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE
TRANSFER.Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels
through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of
communication I have right now.After unit has been sent please email me at:
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.Thank You
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- monkeyshine0
What's up with the spam ltr from Nigeria or, this morning got one from Mike Paulson of Sierra Leone...
"I was convince in my spirit to contact you which we know that you will never betray us when this money transferred into you account."
??? I guess word is out all over the world about my sublime integrity.
- Bertrand0
The website of the guy who replies to spam is
http://thespamletters.com/
- piperboytoy0
I have so many too. and I get 20 spam of the same shit but from 20 different emails. The last ones were how to make my penis bigger and viagra.
- unfittoprint0
'You should ONLY use this for the power of good.'
hear that, obi-wan.
- k0na_an0k0
I WILL WARN YOU ALL THOUGH!
NT will can your butt if they find out you did this to any one of their members or staff for any reason.
You should ONLY use this for the power of good.
- k0na_an0k0
http://newsletters.expressindia.…
http://www.osdn.com/newsletters/…
make sure you click all of them and make sure when applicable you select the "daily" button.
- k0na_an0k0
yo unfittoprint, a quick search on google will yield an s-load. just be carefull of the ones that somewhere state "you will recieve a confirmation email for signup." or "your ip address will be checked blah blah".
other than that have fun. there are thousands of them.
i'll look for the big one though.
- unfittoprint0
there was this very funny site of a guy that actually replied to these porn and debt spam email...
Does anyone know the link to this?...
- k0na_an0k0
mg33, i searched google for "enlargo" and found the actual site. i then took that domain name and searched for the owner. once i found his address i made sure it was real by doing another search for who ownes it.
after that i just went around signing him up for all the newsletters.
i have his home address too and i'm contemplating siging him up for about a hundred magazines checking the "bill me later" box.
haven't made up my mind yet.
- tfs__mag0
I'd like to receive on for "the penis mightier", will it really mighty my penis man?
- unfittoprint0
kona, pleaaaase post that 150 newsletter sign site... there's some spammers that should taste some of their own stuff...
- k0na_an0k0
now that i thought of it it was for "enlargo".
and i created a bogus email on yahoo with a bunch of b.s. info and sent him an attachment via email of the hugest c*ck i could find on the ol' internet saying i didn't need his product.
that was the highlight of my day.
- unknown0
excellent kona.
but how did you get his hotmail address open?
- mrdobolina0
they must have deemed your penis size to be adequate, Kona.
- monkeyshine0
kona, good for you!
oh yeah, I forgot about the enlarging penis ones. How come I never get enlarging breast ones?
- k0na_an0k0
yesterday alone i got hit up with 22 emails for increasing my penis size. each time from a different domain name like ffudilfdskfdal.com and shit. so i did a quick search on google for the actual site cause when i click in the link from hotmail it opens in that "hotmail" window.
i found the "who is" info for the guy who owns the site and grabbed his email address.
i then searched google for "free newsletters" and signed him up for all of them i could find. shit... one site even offered 150 newsletters with 1 click of the button.
fuck him. i wonder how he likes it? i haven't received a sigle email for "enlarging my penis" yet today.
heh heh.