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Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my
dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by
the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit,
and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably
the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor,
four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with
front panel XID display.I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum
gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.Please transport unit in either a large brown paper bag or box to below
coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard
Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after.
If you miss this timeframe please email me.Twenty-three inches in from the outside edge of the corner at the South
West
Corner of Cummings Ave. & Village Street in Woburn, Mass. is at Latitude
42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea
level.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF
TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
(NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT ANYTHING SO FAR WITHOUT THE TRANSFER BEING DEFLECTED). I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT
IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE
TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE
TRANSFER.Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels
through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of
communication I have right now.After unit has been sent please email me at:
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.Thank You
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