Stoopid Office People
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- mayo0
scooter: Hey there ponchorelli
Bio: what up Red neck?
or
What up Scotty Red Neck?
- mayo0
scooter: hey there ponchorelli!
Bio: Fuck YOU!
- mayo0
YAY!
"WWBS"
what would bio say?
- Bio0
i already say "fuck you scotty"
he just laughs.i dont dislike the guy. he is nice enough, but i just get sick of the stupid jokes.
during the "war with iraq" he called me E-raq from I-raq and then laughed as if it were the funniest thing ever. he did this for about a week until i embarassed him in front of everyone.
i was in the middle of the sales dept when he called me that and i just turned and with a straight face explained that i used to smile when he called me that, not because it was funny, but because i felt obligated to smile, but after 50 times i really didnt see how he could still find it amusing.
he turned red and got all pissy. hehehehehe.
still, he is a mostly decent guy.
- mayo0
Scott-"you're fucking annoying but mostly a decent guy"y
call him that.
- k0na_an0k0
wwbs?
scooter: good morning ponch.
bio: *smacks fists together. SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME MUTHER FUCKER... I DARE YOU.... SAY IT! SAY IT!scooter: good morning ponch.
bio: good morning scooter. how is your wife and my kids? *murmur under breath... DICKHEAD.scooter: good morning ponch.
bio: good morning john. you know.... john WAS the gay guy of that sitcom...... much like yourself.scooter: good morning ponch.
bio: good morning mr. fuckface.
- Bio0
scooter and twatty were perfect. i now have my ammo.
i plan to call him scooter as i walk out for the day (in 2 minutes).
thanks for all the help guys! i feel empowered!
- Bluejam0
Drop some MDMA in a can of Coca-Cola®...call 'im ova...
"Yo, Scott..E?"
- Bio0
bwaaaahhahahahahaha
k0na, i love you man. always good for a laugh.
the one about john is a fucking beauty!michelle... i think i emailed you last night... sorry i dont remember what i said. i was 5 sheets to the wind.
- Bio0
ill fill you all in on my progress tomorrow. thanks again for the ammo!
- pascii0
and for relaxing - this:
- mummer_10
oh shit, i feel your pain. i have this chick in my office here. gives EVERYONE a nickname. if they've got a short name like mine, it becomes longer (mike = mikey). long names become shorter. NO ONE'S GIVEN NAME IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER. that bitch. examples:
toni = ton
darcy = darc
karen = "care bear" (seriously)
terrie = teretc. fuck off already!!!
in response to YOUR situation, however, i accidentally stumbled on to the perfect way to get people to leave you alone a few years ago. here is my tale:
we had just bought a new digital camera and were testing it out, one of the pics they took was of someone i happened to hate. i had someone e-mail me the pic and i printed up a bunch of full-size pages. i don't remember exactly what i was planning on doing to them, but it was funny...imagine something really cruel & mean.
anyway...my boss caught wind of it and told me to get rid of the pics. so...it's 10am, i'm still swaying i'm so hung over, standing in the copier room in front of the shredder with 80 proof breath...and the chick walks in and sees me with a stack of papers, each with a full-size pic of her face on it, running each one of them through the shredder.
do it. no more stupid nicknames, i guarantee.
- mayo0
call him "scat". if he doesn't know what it is, be sure to tell him.
- Peter0
Namecalling. Funny stuff.
- lilbabyleg0
scotty cock! that's a good one dude. just pretend is an actually porn personality...
maybe "scotty small cock the one inch wonder"
- lilbabyleg0
scoots!! genius...
scotty twatty!! oh the minds on this board.
- sexypixel0
I feel your pain bio. My name is Tony. So when they call me they shout
"toe" point to their toes
"knee" point to their knees.It cracks them up everytime.
Call scooty.
"hey Scotty-land, you can take our home, BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!"
scooty locky the lockness monster who isnt even funny.
- Vinney20
Shoot them in the arse and ask them why they have two arse holes. You could get sacked though.
- JazX0
dude, don't worry. your not alone, none of those office people will ever make sense to you. 90% of the people in any office/corporate environment, designers excluded, are complete brain dead morons, that can't think for themselves. ;)
- Vinney20
92% maybe