Stoopid Office People
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- pascii0
damn lucky weßre only 3 guys. and we try not to be funny : )
- unknown0
i am julio
they call me julio iglesias
ha ha ha
- Hypo0
is your companys on the ground floor? If not chuck the bastard out the window. They all sound like a bunch of fucking cock suckers. Id just tell them " what the fuck is so funny about that you freakin gimps, you all act like a mob of lemmings on coke why dont you all just jump out the freakin window?"
- unknown0
nice dream. jumping out the window. to nice
- jevad0
just stab him in the head with a fork.
see if he calls you anything ever again....
- MX_OnD0
SCOTT (from sperm his dad's cock should never have) SHOT
- sexypixel0
Scott Evil from Austin Powers
- bustyraunchy0
is scotty a big guy ?
call him scotty twaty and get bashed ;)
- unknown0
snot?
- Kyuss0
Whenever you need to talk to them just call them over with a 'Oi Twat' that should do the trick.
- waynepixel0
Ok how about you bring in a base ball bat one day, and smack the Mother Fucker around the head with it.
Then see if he can remember your name.
hehehehhhhhhehehehe its so funny
- Bio0
hahahaha. you guys crack my shit up. ive not had a chance yet, but i think that perhaps it is time for me to take a stroll thru the front office. i'll try out the "scooter" bit. later when he comes back into the art dept, ill try out the "twatty" bit.
and as for him being big... well, he probably weighs about 10 more pounds than i do and is about 2 inches taller than me, but he is soft and squishy while i am a vicious metal killing machine.
- exador0
my ol boss at the ad agency was a british dude...
now the thing about that, is that british people are quite cool...except some of the ones that move away for the rest of thier lives...
they spend the next 30 + years trying to be UBER british...
and that includes trying to use clever little plays on names, as though it was a high art form in London..
fuck that guy used to drive me insane..
my name's Tyson..
so this guy used to call me
Adva-tyson..
get it..?
cuz it was, like, and advertising agency?yeah...cute..until you've heard it every day for 2 years...
and this guy would walk around, strutting almost...and say things like..."well..i fancy myself a bit of a word-smith"
whatever .....
i get the feeling sometimes, that every so often, cool-ass countries in europe have a gathering...and at this gathering, they come up with a list of all the losers in thier countries..
and then they send em over here.
- pascii0
sure we do : ) we call them 'advertisers'
- Bio0
scotty seemed quite taken aback when i called him twatty.
he seemed mildly irritated with "scooter", so i think that i will continue until he stops calling me weird off-the-wall TV names.
*sigh*
- Jamesh0
some 'safe-not-so-angry' names...
Scott(y) Baio (from happy days)
Scotty Flamingo (WCW)
Snotty Scotty and the Hankies (a real band) "hey snotty, where's the hankies?"
Scott-sex-bot
Scottwanker
Scottalotta-shitonhisface
Scottastop-callingmenames
Scottthefuckup
Scotty-botty-bo-botty-bannanafan... SCOTTY
Scott-wackin'off (instead of 'caught wacking off')
Shot-Scott-with-buckshot
potty-potty
lawdy-dawdy we picks on scotty
scooter-tooter
scooter-roto-rooter
pooter-shooter
poop-shute
scott-ish loser
scott's-got-assROT
scott's-not-hot
scott-alot-ofsnot
this should be a good start for now...
- Seph0
scrot.
- k0na_an0k0
you bio. sorry to bomb your thread with a rant of this sort but i have just come across the mother of all stoopid office people.
2 weeks ago i completed a one page (front and back) "brochure" for a software program we created. they gave me specs directly from a competitors program of the same liking and i just copied and pasted it in as a "for now" kinda thing. also i placed comps in of photos we could use clearly watermarked with corbis and comstock.
today they come to me and say... and i shit you not... "hey doug (kOna), great work on the brochure, it looks fabulous. we sent them out to a few prospective clients on monday and are awaiting to hear back.
in horror all i could do is just sit here comprehending what they just did.
i politely tell them about the watermarked images and the somewhat dummy text that the competitors product does, but not ours and the look on their face almost made up for the previous 27 years of being pushed around by men in suits.
unbelievable.
- Hypo0
challenge them to a Mexican Stand off.
- Seph0
Kona, I createda HTML email for our DB of 35 000 members, I sent it to my boss so he could approve it, all the images were relative as I had not yet made them absolute. Meaning if you sent it outside the office you wouldnt be able to see the images.
He managed to copy and paste the entire database of 35000 emails into his TO: field and sent it.
35000 people found out who the other 34999 people were and they all they could see was a few lines of nonsense text.
We earned some prestige ponts I can tell you.