pizza toppings
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- mummer_1
what do you like on your pizza?
i'll tell you.
if you're an effeminate man or a chick, you like spinach, feta cheese, sun-dried tomatoes, napkins, baby food, and chicken (optional).
everyone else gets canadian bacon, salami, pepperoni, venison, ground beef, sausage, linguica, proscuitto, pot roast, veal, and extra garlic.
oh, man, that would be good right now (the second option).
- JazX0
Boerwoers - Afrikaans Coriander Sausage. ;)
- dprevite0
Donoto's Hawaiian Pizza. Pinapple, ham, and some other sutff. yum
- mummer_10
i use a lot of coriander in my cooking, had never heard of coriander sausage. you serious?
- unknown0
I dont think thats a sausage made entirely of coriander!
- JazX0
Dead serious. Boerwoers Sausage is a delicacy in South Africa and Namibia. It's an acquired taste, didn't like it at first, but it's very good. Coriander is used in a lot of Asian foods I guess. Like Coriander Thai Calamari is one of my favourites. That might be good on Pizza too ;)
- JazX0
No of course not, there is pork and some game in it as well like either Springbok, Kudu, Gemsbok or Oryx. Depends on the maker of the sausage you can take out the game and use beef I suppose.
- kpl0
I eat all kinds of pizza. I do not discriminate.
Seriously, if you have to assign gender to your pizza toppings, I suggest a hobby. Like crochet.
- mummer_10
sounds good. i cook lots of indian, so i go through coriander like most people go through salt.
man, you know what i forgot that would make a pizza even better? slap on the habaneros.
- JazX0
yeah coriander is good stuff, aka celantro, dried crap, stick with the real stuff ;)
- Tephlon0
NO NO NO! There is NO excuse for putting Pineapple on a Pizza! (Sorry...)
About coriander: A first it tastes like soap, but after you get used to it, it's pretty nice. My GF is ortuguese and the portuguese kitchen uses it a lot.
- mummer_10
"Seriously, if you have to assign gender to your pizza toppings, I suggest a hobby. Like crochet. "
sounds like someone's upset about being called effeminate, huh? oh well. good response, though, crochet. anyone who does crochet must be as lame as me or lamer, i'll pass it along.
- mrdobolina0
I only like manly pizza, kpl.
- mummer_10
JazX, you know what else kicks ass...turmeric. I'm guilty of putting that stuff on anything from "traditional" eastern dishes to (lately) baked potatos. potatoes? potatos. oh shit, which is it?
- mummer_10
JazX, you know what else kicks ass...turmeric. I'm guilty of putting that stuff on anything from "traditional" eastern dishes to (lately) baked potatos. potatoes? potatos. oh shit, which is it?
- Gorbie0
1/4" solid layer of garlic, over pesto - made with lots of garlic.
- kpl0
garlic...mmm...
- mummer_10
official apology:
my last post got entered twice. i am very very sorry. i don't know how it happened, i accept full responsibility.
gorbie has come up with an alternate "man's" pizza, good work. shit i am getting hungry now.
- vellan0
for all you carnivores here is some info i picked up while working at a pizza place in my youth
1) Italiian sausage, ground beef, and even pepperoni is made primarily of low-grade chicken.
2) meat comes in HUGE tubs, and stays in the freezer for months at a time.
3) Ham comes coated in a preservative mixture that resembles an oil slick
4)Meats orederd less, such as ground beef, may remain "chilled" for weeks at a time.
5) All meats have large amounts of chemical preservatives and artificial flavours
i could go on, but here is my point: Pizza meat from chains is very bad.
- unknown0
chilli (as in chilli con carni)
is the fuckin don
- unknown0
homemade too... I even made the dough