getting fired ina blaze of glory
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- tymeframe0
simple and subtle
drop a couple of pastries on the floor infront of a co-worker, then dust it off and put it back in the pastry bin. You could be all "That was a close one". See what the coworker says.
Keep pushing the limits too, keep getting them dirtyer and dirtyer untill someone finally says something, or your manager is called. See how much your co-workers are willing to cover up before enough is enough y'know.
- unknown0
ok_static-thanks, not much there at the moment. spent the better part of the weekend working on a new one for the first time in months and months.
- who_me_0
oh, and Bio
I just graduated :)
- unknown0
"keep pushing the limits..."
I see a gradual progression towards full foot prints across said pastries.
- ok_static0
you should keep that photo mg33, it rocks!
:)
- unknown0
For the guy wanting to get fired-Stop showering, stop washing your clothes that you wear to work. It doesn't take long for all that to combine to be a bad signal to the employer. Just start looking like a bum, but keep a good attitude about it, as if you don't even notice.
- mitsu0
two words:
fight club
- unknown0
heh, I'll keep it somewhere...
trying to think of any other odd photos hiding around anywhere.
I think that was in 1995 or 96.
- unknown0
Do they have a fax machine there? Start faxing solid things, bread, etc.
Insist you're simply answering requests for samples.
- Bio0
"Do they have a fax machine there? Start faxing solid things, bread, etc.
Insist you're simply answering requests for samples."HAHHAHAHhahaha.
winner for the funniest thing i have heard all day! nice one man. fucking nice.
- lilbabyleg0
walk around with your dick hanging out. when they finally spot it, claim you had no idea it was out and look at it but don't put it away for another couple minutes.
- unknown0
omg
- Nirvous0
Start eating the orders ... just take small bites from each one. If your aim is to get fired .. go out in glory. Dont do anything illegal. If your boss isn't yelling at you then you wimped out.
- kinetic0
"drop a couple of pastries on the floor infront of a co-worker, then dust it off and put it back in the pastry bin. You could be all "That was a close one". See what the coworker says. "
that happens every day.
usually i say "you didn't see nuthin" in that voice of the gangster that hangs out with fat tony from the simpsons and everyone laughs
- unknown0
>>thanks bio<<
but the trick is, don't destroy anything of monetary value, they'll hold you accountable in an instant. plus you'll have much more fun figuring out how to convince them you're insane or just plain wierd.
- lilbabyleg0
I used to work at Universal Studios Tour and lemme tell ya... 17 year olds as cooks is not a good idea.
- lilbabyleg0
I still think the swinging dick idea is the better option.
- unfittoprint0
BURN THE GOD DAMN THING!
While saying:
"I DON'T KNOW 'BOUT YA PEOPLE, BUT I'M GONNA GET MY KICKS BEFORE THIS SHITHOUSE GOES UP IN FLAMES!!! YEAAAAAAAH"
or just kindly say you're threw.
- unknown0
Suddenly it makes so much sense.
A week or two ago I was asking here for fake blood recipes.
And now you want to get fired from your job.
PRESTO!
See how the two go together?
- kinetic0
haha
im looking to do something like what george costanza did when he tried to get fired from the yankees.
maybe i should dress up like the manager and yell obscenities at customers