getting fired ina blaze of glory
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- kpl0
steal all their pens.
- mitsu0
invite a large orphanage a nunary (sp?) and a few charities to your store for free pastries!
you'll go out a hero!
- JazX0
I say dress up like Saddam or Hitler if you want, screw anyone that cannot take a joke. Think about it?
- unknown0
Go dressed like Steve Prefontaine, or The Baumer, and keep muttering, "God! This weather!.. Oh, I can't take it. When's it gonna end!"
- Bio0
put some bread in a basket, ten go sneaking around.
go up to the customers and slip the bread in while looking around nervously. when they ask why you are doing it, just put a finger to your lips and look at them nervously (or threateningly) and say "not here".
then go to the next aisle and do the same thing again to another person. . .
i also recommend putting little notes on the packages that say "let us out!" and then make little trails of bread where you can see that the bread was trying to escape. also, make chalk outlines of differnt products and put little epitaphs on the floor.
also, you might wanna make some pastries in the shape of two people fucking, or a cock and balls, and vaginas n shit.
none of these things should get you arrested. and THAT is all that matters.
- dopepope0
perhaps cannibalize some of the patrons.
- JazX0
just go in as a cross-dressing Saddam Hussein, that's even better, see what they say? They will probably promote you so don't do that actually. lol! ;)
- Jnr_Madison0
Try and sell your boss drugs.
- Bio0
i worked at a grocery store as a customer service rep for a couple of years in college.
i abused my power many times a day.
i gave free shit to the customers, i took movies home and brought them back weeks later with no explanation. my best friend worked as a butcher and would steal beer and take it to the meat cooler. we would go back there once it cooled and get tanked.
no one cared because the owner of the store was in the back with the bagboy/coke dealer, snorting up 8balls.
funny to think that the manager relied on the bagboy as his supplier. very poetic.
they went bankrupt. also, keep in mind that i was noe of the better customer service reps we had. hahahaha.
- ok_static0
haha a good one bio...
- unknown0
that is good bio.
I got fired from my first job at a grocery store in high school, for meowing like a cat. totally true.
We'd hide by the doors to the milk/eggs and meow, customers would come and peek through the doors and we'd be off hiding 20 feet off the ground, or in freezers, or behind boxes.
God I miss those times...
- Bio0
ah shit. i used to get uppers from the deli lady. in return i would give her free cigarettes.
me and another rep would stoop behind the counter and do some coke and then put on a movie on the public screen and watch.
one of the cashiers liked cigars, so i gave him some and he would bring me beef jerky and crackers.
another deli girl wold bring me fresh food and i would let her take home movies.
power and the exchange of favors. the corruption goes all the way to the bottom. heheh.
- Bio0
"I got fired from my first job at a grocery store in high school, for meowing like a cat"
you mustve been very realistic. hahaha. nice. you wouldve fit in well at our old store. =)
- unknown0
okay then, so you know the stuff they toss that is ruined, right?
We'd make these pepsi grenades with dirty syrup covered cans, tape razor blades to the sides with duct tape, shake them like mad and just lightly toss them to land on a blade.
contents went everywhere.
- Bio0
you make me proud to call you an NT aquaintance, mg33.
- shellie0
make sure to not do anything that would get you sued. :)
- unknown0
bio-my Dad woud love to tell you how I came home, and he asked me why I was home from work early:
"I got fired! They said I was meowing like a cat, but I wasn't!"
Meanwhile, for weeks my dad had watched me come home laughing and telling him about doing exactly that with other guys that worked there.
He knew I was lying when I said that wasn't the reason. haha
- Bio0
hahaha. sweet.
- unknown0
you're quite welcome bio. Sounds like your place was pretty cool too. I could say so much more, but it leans a little to the destructive side...
Man I miss those days...I drove a bright yellow 79 Datsun 210 for a couple years, memories, memories...
- ok_static0
haha mg33, nice site too!