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put some bread in a basket, ten go sneaking around.
go up to the customers and slip the bread in while looking around nervously. when they ask why you are doing it, just put a finger to your lips and look at them nervously (or threateningly) and say "not here".
then go to the next aisle and do the same thing again to another person. . .
i also recommend putting little notes on the packages that say "let us out!" and then make little trails of bread where you can see that the bread was trying to escape. also, make chalk outlines of differnt products and put little epitaphs on the floor.
also, you might wanna make some pastries in the shape of two people fucking, or a cock and balls, and vaginas n shit.
none of these things should get you arrested. and THAT is all that matters.