I killed a coyote
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- paulrand
with my car last week. It couldn't be avoided. It was terrible.
- Jnr_Madison0
Ah, that's shit. I feel bad enough killing flies.
- jox0
What's the big deal, I'm aiming for cats while I'm driving.
- paulrand0
We felt him bumping and spinning under the car, under the wheels at eight miles an hour. When I looked in the rear view mirror, he was about fifty yards back, spinning around on the pavement. I felt like his dna had merged with mine.
- paulrand0
eighty
- jevad0
yeesh - that's harsh man....jox tell me you're kidding!! : )
- schjetne0
"I felt like his DNS had merged with mine"
Were you on drugs?
- jox0
oh yes of course I'm kidding.. I meant women. :D
- Gorbie0
I'm sorry to hear that.
Just think of it as saving somebody else's pet.
- paulrand0
no, I'd gone off my medications
- jevad0
lol jox
- schjetne0
Ok, cause DNA merging is pretty trippy, and I don't think it's supposed to happen from running over a coyote.
- Jnr_Madison0
I once seen a cow that had been hit at about 100mph. It totally detroyed the car and the cow just disintegrated.
- jox0
oooh I get it...I thought you meant you ran over a Toyota. That changes everything!
- neeko0
it could happen though...
- paulrand0
my car's been at the body shop for a week
- Jnr_Madison0
Pity coyote's don't have body shops. I guess the one you hit could do with a new one!
- dgtl_rchtct0
i hit a squirrel the other day. he just kep prancing back and forth.
i swerve left, he goes left. i swerve right, he goes right.
couldn't avoid him.
- schjetne0
You should have run over a Coyote Ugly instead. And you should have done it a couple of years ago, so they wouldn't have made that godawful movie.