PAYBACK!
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- stewardes0
yeah, listen to SamDam... or just shoot the bastard
- k0na_an0k0
- if he has a dark colored office chair -
splash tabasco sauce on his chair either REAL early in the morining or after he leaves at night. an hour or so after sitting in the chair his ass will feel like it's on fire. he'll freak running to the bathroom but there will be nothing on his ass to wash off, it has already soaked into his pores causing grande pain.
- go to jewel and tear out every subscription card from each magazine -
sign him up for all of them... checking "bill me later"
- sign him up on every email list you can think of -
he'll thank you for it later. so much information and knowledge *end of sarcasm
- 1 package of sliced ham -
if car is in lot, or outside of home, or in restaurant parking lot, place the package (open one end) somewhere where near the firewall or air intake of his car. hold in place with plastic tie down... everytime he turns on the air or heat his car will stink to a hobo-factor of 45, possibly 54 tops. (at 50 a person vomits) He'll have no idea where the stink is coming from.
cheers.
- mitsu0
good one kona, that woke me up!
- stewardes0
brilliant kona!
- Bio0
ok_static, i appreciate the kind words. and though i do consider myself to be quite skilled in the area of revenge, k0na will always the the King of Vengeance.
i am but a small man when compared to his godly stature.
- ok_static0
that ham thing is ACE !
- lind0
If he has any pirated softwares/softwares he didn't pay for, report him to the software manufacturer. Adobe and Microsoft, for instance, have info on their sites where you can report about this.
- unknown0
"a hobo-factor of 45, possibly 54 tops. (at 50 a person vomits) "
WHAT?!? What is a hobo-factor??
LMAO. Dude, I'm a receptionist, I can't even answer calls right now I'm laughing so much.
- k0na_an0k0
by definition a "hobo-factor" is the numerical amount of smell something gives off based on a smell hobo. (we've all smelled them at one time or another)
see, basically you have all this stuff to measure things, i.e. horsepower, btu's, gigawats... but nothing to measure stink.
--i can't stop laughing while typing this--
k... so like maybe 8 hobo-power would be bad b.o. or something. oh... the scale would be from 0-100. but knowone has ever smelled 100 and lived to tell about it cause 100 would just kill you.
maybe 85 hobo-power would render a person unconcious. 50 (like i said earilier) induces vomiting, 65 or so you start getting dizzy and nautious....
you get the idea.
hahaha. i'm lauging so hard right now. oh, i have to thank adam corola (sp?) for the hobo-factor thing. i just use it and spread the knowledge.
so spread the knowledge.
- unfittoprint0
Sleep with his wife. And daughter. Together.
- nameless0
skip it.
if someone from the office is ever in the position to hire you or help you out, they might not have such fond memories of you shitting on the bosses desk.
- nameless0
that would be boss's
- ********0
plaster of paris in the toilet, an old favourite for a friday evening....monday morning it still looks alright until you try to flush....
incidently nameless, no that would be boss'
- ldww0
i worked for a no talent agency, and right before i quit i flattened all my psd files and threw out all my other working files.
low and behold the "designer" that replaced me emailed me a week later asking how i had achieved some dumb thing in psd.
- scarabin0
that would be boss'
- nameless0
' DOH!
:)
- BonSeff0
i hid all my fonts from ldw
:P
- Anetalaya0
*me takes notes*
- BonSeff0
j/k L, i wouldnt do that.
but for real a couple years ago i was layed off in austin, couldnt find work so i took a job in addison for a christian telecom co. completely redesigned 2 sites and got layed off 3 weeks later. after i moved all my shit up here. i was pissed. I dumped the hd and sent the mac to their corporate headquarters minus the cd burner, zip drive and added a nice hardcore sex pic on the desktop.
ill bet it was a couple days before those god fearin tards figured out how to change it
the look on that persons face when they fired it up always brings me solace
- unknown0
i would do the tabassco thing...
1.. because Hell never know
2.. You can still use the company as a Reference on your Resume.