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- muncho
I've decided to quit my job but before i leave i want to get revenge on my boss whose been an arrogant dickhead towards me since day one.
I don't want to do anything too nasty or illegal just something that will inconvenience him for a while.
I was wondering if any of you guys had any good suggestions of what i should do.
Thanks.
- stewardes0
throw a molotov-cocktail trough the window
- unknown0
Hide shrimp shells or an old fish in his office somewhere.
:P
- mrdobolina0
blow up the toilets in the office.
- josimarX0
I wouldn't be surprised if someone from newstoday contacted your boss and alerted to him your post. Something similar happened to me when I started a thread a while back called my nemesis. Lo and behold, my nemesis appeared.
good luck.
ps kneecap him?
- fife0
it would be fair to say that josimar backed down on this one and ended up buying a gift for his nemesis to patch things up. that's the word on the street anyway
- stewardes0
- take a crap on his desk
- order a pizza on his home-adress every day for the next months
- put (a lot of) porn on his computer, and show it to everybody)
- illco0
throwing away some sys files from his computer always creates irritation!
- Danski0
Pay some guild-accredited midgets to kidnap him and leave him in the desert, give him 24 hours, then hunt him for sport.
Of course, hilarity will ensue and it'll be the feel-good comedy of the summer.
- unknown0
Put some lil bow wow porn on his computer and call the cops and tell them he operates with kiddie porn.
- jox0
Ship his wife to Tahiti
- muncho0
nice one Danski, i like your thinking behind that one
you know... it might just work.
- stewardes0
johnwoo, I like that one!
- unknown0
yeah log onto his computer if you can and put porn for his homepage that has a billion popups, or make a sript yourself that does it so he can't use his computer.. or better yet, can't you make a html page into your desktop and do the same thing? i've used html files with a flash file in it as my desktop but used up too many system resources.
- unknown0
yeah do that, hit browse for DESKTOP and you can add a html page as your desktop. put mad popups, and t hen the same with the homepage on his browser. I'd like to try that out sometime...
- stewardes0
feed his dag laxative (a lot... too much... way too much). If he doesn't have a dog:
feed his wife laxative (a lot... too much... way too much)
- atomica0
Do the ol' frozen exploding shaving cream trick. Take a can, freeze it just right, use a needle and poke a whole in the can when frozen. then place the can in his desk drawer or car or something of that nature, slowly as it comes to room temperature it will push the foam from the can and all over, like all over fillinga quite a few cubic feet.
- ok_static0
You must ask Biofreak for some brutal revenge ideas, he's da expert.
- stewardes0
make a nice photomontage of him doing some pornbitch, and send it to his wife
- unknown0
i've done some stoopid things when i was younger and people had bee nreal dickheads with me.. including very very nasty stuff i coud not even mention here..
but at the end .. i thought i shouldnt' have done all that..
some people are stupid... you can't help them.. you have to liev with that.. at the end of the day leaving a job with a smile and no comments is the best way ... you 'll not lower yourself to his level and give him a chance to say : "see, he was that kind of guy..."have a drink, or a smoke, or get some fresh air and don't turn your back on thm. just leave
- unknown0
or better yet.. create a duplicate of his desktop (screenshot) and make it an html page.. then put an external javascript file embedded in the html page which you can change at anytime to mess with his desktop.