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- if he has a dark colored office chair -
splash tabasco sauce on his chair either REAL early in the morining or after he leaves at night. an hour or so after sitting in the chair his ass will feel like it's on fire. he'll freak running to the bathroom but there will be nothing on his ass to wash off, it has already soaked into his pores causing grande pain.
- go to jewel and tear out every subscription card from each magazine -
sign him up for all of them... checking "bill me later"
- sign him up on every email list you can think of -
he'll thank you for it later. so much information and knowledge *end of sarcasm
- 1 package of sliced ham -
if car is in lot, or outside of home, or in restaurant parking lot, place the package (open one end) somewhere where near the firewall or air intake of his car. hold in place with plastic tie down... everytime he turns on the air or heat his car will stink to a hobo-factor of 45, possibly 54 tops. (at 50 a person vomits) He'll have no idea where the stink is coming from.
cheers.