If you were a fruit...
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- ********0
I'd be a coconut, cuz I'm always hard. & if you beat on me long enough I start leaking white stuff.
sorry mom.
- nicolas0
The fruit bat ate all my fruit.
Please send more fruit.
- Stanton0
a coconut, cuz i'm cray like that ;)
- beagle0
haha, ur all fruits
- sexypixel0
2 BIG MELLONS
- beagle0
if i HAD to be a fruit or else i die...
i would be a PineMotherFuckingApple with lots of guns, and chicks surrounding me all the time.
- lime20
I'd be a lime.
Reason?
Dang mang, I already am!
Sheesh...
- unknown0
Lychee!
- shapesalad2
I'd be a kumquat, because I cum when you squat.
- shapesalad0
I'd be a mikan, because me can.
- drgs1
I'd be a mushroom, which is not a fruit
- ********1
I read that as If you were a slut...
- Well go on, then.
If you were a slut, what sort of slut would you be?Continuity - I'd be the BEST kind :)********
- Well go on, then.
- milfhunter0
This thread goes from 20 years ago to 2 hours ago. Interesting.
Anyway i'll go with stinky durian. Worst fruit i ever tried.
- autoflavour2
I would be low hanging
- PioneerDJ3030
I'd be a tomatoe commonly mistaken as a vegetable.