Office Explodes...
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- swollenelbow
There are 5 people in the office plus 2 bosses and 1 other person who should be a boss.
So, the 5 people are forming arms! They want to throw over the office. Bringing up lots of everything, just stuff like this.
I am totally neutral and love my job. I'm in the middle of a rock and a really hard place. What do i do!?!? Everyone likes me, and I like them all. It's pretty fucked up.
ARGGGH!
- lifeinsodium0
run, run like there's no tomorrow!
- enobrev0
Dunno.. my first salary job was as tech support guy when i was 19. Nobody liked me or each other. I was about to get fired for coming in late every day because the guy sucked.
I went to tell my manager, and he said he had something importatn to tell me first. He was quitting that day. OK, guess I can stick around.
Within 2 weeks, everyone in the entire office.. including the receptionist quit. Which made me office manager with 2 weeks experience.
Anyways.. stay neutral and hope they all kill eachother, or at least kill each other's jobs off. Then double your own salary.
- swollenelbow0
it's true!! i am pretty nuetral...
- swollenelbow0
these talks have been going on for a few hours now...
- pascii0
just continue to be a good guy,
- pr20
don't be suburban ball-less freak, pick a side!
- kpl0
that's what you get for working in a banana republic. Or do you really work at Banana Republic?
oh shit, air sirens in sf again. gotta run.
- Turtle0
find where they're having the meeting...and toss in a Molotov cocktail....that oughtta solve a few problems!
- enobrev0
il bring hte marshmellows.
- monNom0
that's a great way to lose your job...
businesses are not anarcho-syndicalist collectives... they're dictatorships.
when employees try to 'overthrow' the management, they get fired, and replaced... it's just that easy.
I know if my employees tried to tell me i wasn't boss anymore they'd be out on their asses. especially with all the excellent talent currently looking for work.
- swollenelbow0
i can't pick a side...i just want them to be pissed and get what they want because i'm on their side if i say it or not..i'm an employee...hehe and no i don't work at banana republic...this stuff doesn't happen in retail stores.
=)
they will eat eachother up like dogs..
- Redmond0
Buy a lottery ticket every wednesday and saturday like I do. And dream you're elsewhere.