NT is a pub
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- ********
with all those english.. so typical. just miss the real pints tho.
100% fokken entertainment.
any other views/metaphores on/for NT?
- Bio0
NT is dopepope's lower intestine.
- reluct0
Yeah barfights, beer and people yelling at a screen.
Where are the women to take home after?
- unknown0
have you been on the weed today CY?
- #10
NT is Nerd Transmissions
- krist0ff0
more like a 'style' bar i reckon. lets get some paisley carpets and coffin-dodgers in to make it a pub.
- ********0
kezza, please feck off!
=)
- unknown0
im going
- ********0
i'll have yer pint then.
- ok_static0
ahh where's the goddamn bathroom?
i want to puke....ahhh...
- driftlab0
blyme! bullocks! Walk the plank!
...and other related pirate terms.
- ok_static0
bluurp*
*__*
- thecrab0
Swiss Tony ( The fast Show)says " visiting NT is much like making love to a beautiful woman...." or
Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You
check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over
her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
RT ?? Specially if I don't find wrong with the carpet. ?? What about the wall-
paper?
CH Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful
woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover
her with paste, and stick her up.
[slight pause]
CH Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your
handiwork.for more Tony wits
http://www.powerage.demon.co.uk/…
- unknown0
arse
- thecrab0
oh Bugger!
- mrdobolina0
artfagbar
- thecrab0
You do not take a lady "down the pub". You take her to the finest
restaurant in town. Where you eat only the best food, freshly prepared
by an award-winning chef. And drink fine wines. Then, you take her to
your hotel - best hotel in town, mind - you carry her up to your room,
where there are Belgian chocolates, more fine wines, quality champagne
on ice, satin sheets on the bed, maybe a poem on the pillow. And a single
red rose. Then - slowly, and gently - you undress her. But keep your own
clothes on, because nobody likes to see a man in the nude.
- skonge0
pint of the black stuff.....governer.
- ********0
oh just grab her by the legs put her on the bar and wham bam thank u ma'am!
easier.
- Gorbie0
Whatthe fuck you looking at??!!
You don knooow meeeee....
fuckahhh....
- MobyGrape0
petri dish?