NT is a pub
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Swiss Tony ( The fast Show)says " visiting NT is much like making love to a beautiful woman...." or
Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You
check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over
her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
RT ?? Specially if I don't find wrong with the carpet. ?? What about the wall-
paper?
CH Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful
woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover
her with paste, and stick her up.
[slight pause]
CH Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your
handiwork.for more Tony wits
http://www.powerage.demon.co.uk/…