NT is a pub
NT is a pub
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You do not take a lady "down the pub". You take her to the finest
restaurant in town. Where you eat only the best food, freshly prepared
by an award-winning chef. And drink fine wines. Then, you take her to
your hotel - best hotel in town, mind - you carry her up to your room,
where there are Belgian chocolates, more fine wines, quality champagne
on ice, satin sheets on the bed, maybe a poem on the pillow. And a single
red rose. Then - slowly, and gently - you undress her. But keep your own
clothes on, because nobody likes to see a man in the nude.