Duct tape is the new black....
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- SP™
I have loved it as a creative tool for years. now apparently it can save your life from terrorist attacks. Who gots? Who cares?
Is our government serious?
- sauceruney0
I taped my ass cheeks together with duct tape once...
NOT!
- BonSeff0
its completely retarded. your walls are porous. it's an american quick fix, a "rig" if you will. i saw the sheep on the news trying to do their part, buying up all the tape. im ashamed
- SP™0
i like where this thread seems to be going.. how foolish is the general populace i wonder?
- unknown0
dumb as fudge
- exador0
duct tape! the only way to survive a chem attack!
brought to you by the same genius's that thought crawling under your desk and covering your head would save you in an atomic blast.
good lord...
ever get the feeling that someone in the 'homeland defence' office has shares in a duct tape company?
good lord...
whats next...
- cab2k40
i soppose if you got your buddy to duct tape up your mouth, and eyes and knose, and other orifices, you would probable not die of chemical , soffocation maybe.
- lnu0
What dumb f_k said so? Link?
- CBSTHLM0
I bet theese guys feel kinda safe then?
Ehh... Schtooops!
- smoothblend0
those guys ROCK!
- unknown0
the cold war was the same ruse put on an earlier generation. by having kids get under their desks in the event of an "atomic bomb" you could in effect teach them to fear and therefore despise the commies. now we've got the same types of reports but for chemical attacks and such.
- CBSTHLM0
So we can fight communism with duct tape too?
Hmm... Think I need lunch to get my brain to function normally again... One for the road:
See ya!
- unknown0
nah but you can whip up fear in the population. like all the tanks in the UK or all the threat alerts in the US. seems to take a lot more to whip up fear in the UK than in the US. 911 got everybody crazy over here.
I'm sure that terrorists will come up with something even crazier though. but who will the terrorists be next? I'm betting on south americans. Venezuelans... or guatemalans.
- Vinney30
I got a lot of time for dect tape. S&M reasons aside even.
- Vinney20
test
- kote0
the only way it could work would be to take thick plastic and cover your house with it. However, how would you breathe?
Mostly though, all you need is cover. That would be about all you cold do.
In the Chem suiits the military uses powdered charcoal as an absorbent inside the lining part of the suits. But the rubber part on the suit would protect the body from any agents contacting the skin. Of course, they have gas masks so they dont have to breathe it. Most of us dont....
They should issue gas masks - or at least offer them at new stands so we could grab one real quick on our lunch breaks....
- k0na_an0k0
my thoughts.
1) i bet the a-hole who said 'cover your safe room with duct tape' owns stock in the company. cause from what i'm told you can't find it ANYWHERE now cause everyone is buying it.
2) you're entire house is porus. you'll be delaying the inevitable
3) quick fix #2. get 3 or 4 jewel plastic bags and place them over your head. for sure no chemicals will get in then.
4) while all those idots are inside their 'safe zones' i'm going to run to the local exotic car dealership and pay the 'man' a visit. then take my new lambo and top it out on the interstate.
- Duane0
kona i'm with you. save room for me in the passenger seat.
- Mal0
In the event of an attack assume the crash position, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
- ********0
True story: about a year ago I ducktaped some unknown random object to my head (in a very drunk state)...I had quite a bit of hair back then....and once sober I tried to get it loose...
no joking...
one of the most painful experiences in the last year...
- AD0
anyone see the old 'Duck and COver - how to save yourself from an atomic bomb' movies the government put out back in the day
this is the same crap but now it's
- Duct and Cover