My useful corpse...
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- Mal
Whoever comes up with the most creative/artistic use of a dead body will win legal custody of my corpse when I die. The best idea wins but necrophiles need not apply.
cheers.
- CL0
feed it to the jellyfish?
- Mal0
i like it Brian, but we should film it in imax.
- CL0
no doubt
- Blofeldt0
Wastepaper basket. Or set in resin as a paper weight.
- Danski0
I'll turn you into six feet of swiss army knife. I'll put an axle into your pelvis so i can use you as a motorbike and a novelty see-saw in the summer. I'll use you as a jump cable when I need to start a broken car. I'll use you to scare kids away from my garden. I'll put nightlights in your eyes and bottle openers in your fingertips. You'll run on battery for months on end, and soon everybody will want one.
You'll be the most useful corpse in the world.
- Mal0
nice Danski. That is indeed useful.
- Tattie0
Man... you scare me. Though I could do with a bottle opener right now.
- TransFatty0
ONE WORD for Ya Mal :
Plastination ....
Mal the process of Plastination would make your insides and outsides into Eternal Pop Culture.
http://www.koerperwelten.de/en/k…
The we would cast an exact replica of your form out into space towards the galaxy of your Choice.
- Biofreak0
well... i think i would have to start by making a home video version of Weekend at Bernies ... execpt for it would be Weekend at Mals.
then, we could go out drinking to celebrate your new cult classic film. we could have go to the John Edwards show and pretend like you were really alive.. i think that would give the guy a fucking jolt haha.
i could throw you in front of a car and sue people for killing you. then we could celebrate by me getting stoned and feeding you salt tabs... this would also help preserve you.
then we would go on a world tour, cuz by then we would be famous for our cult classic films, Weekend at Mal's volumes 1-17.
then we would storm washington (you as my human shield) and i would blow us all up after reaching the "red button" and it would be all... thanks to my dead friend... Mal.
*one single glistening tear*
- Mal0
I'll have the legal paperwork drawn up soon.. Pastination really appeals to me as it peels me.
- Tattie0
Micheal Jacksons already tired it
- Mal0
nice Bio, thats the spirit, after all it's just a bg o' meat and should be abused.
- Biofreak0
yup... i treat my dead friends just like my living friends.
no special treatment for you my man!
- Mal0
Awww shit, now I wish I was dead, in a good way of course.
- TransFatty0
Well first and foremost
the integrity that is
Mal T. must be synthesized.See its all about the Mal T.
algorithms and how we synthesize an abstract
equation whos solution
is the DNA coordinates
of the Space/Time emotion
topography of Planet Mal.*Gets to work
- Mal0
hmmmm, I'm intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
- stimuli0
I'd like one of these:
- TransFatty0
O
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- Mal0
whoooa!