My useful corpse...
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well... i think i would have to start by making a home video version of Weekend at Bernies ... execpt for it would be Weekend at Mals.
then, we could go out drinking to celebrate your new cult classic film. we could have go to the John Edwards show and pretend like you were really alive.. i think that would give the guy a fucking jolt haha.
i could throw you in front of a car and sue people for killing you. then we could celebrate by me getting stoned and feeding you salt tabs... this would also help preserve you.
then we would go on a world tour, cuz by then we would be famous for our cult classic films, Weekend at Mal's volumes 1-17.
then we would storm washington (you as my human shield) and i would blow us all up after reaching the "red button" and it would be all... thanks to my dead friend... Mal.
*one single glistening tear*