My useful corpse...
My useful corpse...
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- Danski0
I'll turn you into six feet of swiss army knife. I'll put an axle into your pelvis so i can use you as a motorbike and a novelty see-saw in the summer. I'll use you as a jump cable when I need to start a broken car. I'll use you to scare kids away from my garden. I'll put nightlights in your eyes and bottle openers in your fingertips. You'll run on battery for months on end, and soon everybody will want one.
You'll be the most useful corpse in the world.