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- vespa0
I was going to say exactly the same thing Montreal but thought it sounded childish (sorry bad joke)
So should we all store our eggs and sperm? Otherwise we are denying them their potential...
From The Meaning of Life:
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.MOURNER #1:
Mine!MOURNER #2:
And mine!CORPSE:
And mine!NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!Composers: David Howman & Andre Jacquemin
Authors: Michael Palin & Terry Jones
From the 'Meaning of Life' album
- frow0
wow... the level of ignorance in this thread is making me dizzy.
I'm out.
- Nairn0
Mm.. because Christians* spend their entire life with the smug reassurance they'll be spending eternity behind the Pearly Gates, and that 'they're right'. which is soo wrong.
* the Christian Christians, I mean... especially the 're-born' etc.
- phlojonaut0
well... I got one thing that makes me life so much easier...
I"M NOT AFFRAID TO DIE....
i know what will happen to me, and noone can ever change that....can you say the same ?
maybe you are not affraid to die cause you thought yourself not to be....
but do you know what will happen to you ?
do you know that beyond any doubt ?
- TransFatty0
you pathetic humans
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*spits in disgust
- unknown0
A serious question:
So only christians get to go to heaven? What if I've been a good person all my life,helped sick kids and all, but I am not a christian? I dont get in?
- phlojonaut0
I'm done arguing here...
got to get back to work....btw
is it possible to have flash write to a text file directly, without the use of asp or php ?
- unknown0
oh just stop the whining here and help me and my ignored topic a bit, will ya??
- unknown0
"is it possible to have flash write to a text file directly, without the use of asp or php ? "
only if you beleive
- Mal0
when I die the worms will eat me and I hope they enjoy the meal. Meanwhile I'm going to squeeze as much fun out of this living situation as possible.
this is not a dress rehearsal kids, this is it.
- BonSeff0
im not afraid to read the freaking manual
are you afraid to read the freaking manual.
i know that when flash writes to a text file that i read the freaking manual.
can you say the same?:P
- unknown0
That question again:
So only christians get to go to heaven? What if I've been a good person all my life,helped sick kids and all, but I am not a christian? I dont get in?
Dont tell me you replied to all the dumb ass comments I had but failed to answer this simple question? Im being serious here.
- Nairn0
Where's Waldo?
- frow0
Montreal... (and whomever else) - If you would like an intelligent response to your query and any others you may have, please email me at:
I would love to have a calm discussion about Christianity with you.
Seriously.
Love, frow.
- InVivio0
Montreal,
Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the doctrines of Christian sects/denominations. They all believe that they are the only ones going to heaven. They also view those little fetuses as future chruch contributors.
- unknown0
surely a piss take
- vespa0
Yes Montreal religion benefits from being the most exclusive club ever invented.
Thus you must belong to the right one to get in (to heaven) even if you deserve it more than the hypocrite who has killed or ruined the lives of many but who also remembered to confess to Jesus on his deathbed.
- frow0
Nope... it's for real. I'll respond.
piss-take?
- dstlb0
Montreal - I think that's a bit of a grey area, if you know the right people they might be able to pull a few strings and get you in.
What about if you go to church regulary and you're a full-on believing christian type but you go home and swear at the kids, kick the cat, slap the wife around a bit etc? Would you get in then?
What if you're a Catholic and you do all that but then you go and confess every week and say a few hail marys? Guess that explains how all those priests are so dodgy.
- BonSeff0
LOL, sorry frow, but your email address just doesnt say intellegent religion discussion.