Bioland
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- mayo0
salt licks on every corner?
- lifeinbinary0
What about lying biAtches? Are those kind allowed Bioland citizenship too?
- unknown0
this thread is going better than I expected.
Merry christmas to U all
and may the world become more like bioland
- Biofreak0
and a merry xmas to you too crab my main man.
yes mayo, there will be salt blocks in every nook and cranny.
binaryman - lying is not acceptable and therefore is grounds for expulsion. no tolerance.
- unknown0
Bio U got mail man.
I wonder if there would be christmas in Bioland.
wich kind of festivities should we have in BioLand?
- unknown0
burps
- Biofreak0
nah, no real xmas. we dont believe in xmas.
instead there will be Bioday which is basically a celebration of MY birthday.
festivites will be enhanced by a number of psychotropic substances found in nature.
more hookers than usual and a 40ft tall gravity bong crafted in the likeness of Crab, the god of Weed... ya know... for kids. =)
- mayo0
there are gonna be kids there?
- Biofreak0
well birth control will be heavily regulated. one child per couple. after that, sterilization will take place.
however, each persons eggs, sperm will be stored should something happen to their child.
so yes, there will be children.
- lifeinbinary0
i think i might living in Bioland. are there browser compatibility issues there? does everyone have a parking spot?
- lifeinbinary0
i meant: "i think i might like living in Bioland"
- CyBrainX0
I have some news for Biofreak. With this list, YOU are a hippy and that's not a bad thing. Embrace your inner-hippy and love it.
Pros:
1. free beer
2. free porn
4. free weed
5. peace
6. no hell
7. worship (of me and crab) is optional but encouraged
8. free hookers
9. music instruments for everyone
10. free love without the "hippiness"
11. no hippies allowed
12. free food