Bioland
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- unknown
cheap weed won't do the trickl
free weed will.
Any other pros to livin in bioland?
- Biofreak0
well, considering that you, crab, are the god of free weed in Bioland, you have everything you need.
Pros:
1. free beer
2. free porn
4. free weed
5. peace
6. no hell
7. worship (of me and crab) is optional but encouraged
8. free hookers
9. music instruments for everyone
10. free love without the "hippiness"
11. no hippies allowed
12. free foodCons:
1. every male must shave his head at the age of 21 and grow a goatee.
- jox0
And everyone's favorite song must be joxtastic!!
- mrdobolina0
Im already a citizen, all hail bio.
- Biofreak0
thanks for reminding me jox.
yes, everyone's favorite song will be "Joxtastic"
the themesong of Bioland however is: Nancy Whiskey by Shane Mcgowan and the Pogues.
- Biofreak0
yes, mrdobolina is the first citizen and therefore, the chief porno director.
- jox0
what about me?
Can I be in charge of something nifty as well?
- Biofreak0
well, crab already has a position as my number one diety friend.
i suppose you can be in charge of "testing" the hookers.
we'll need to make sure they can perform their duties properly.
Jox: Tester of Hookers.
- unknown0
*packing bags*
Where is Bioland?
- unknown0
follow the yellow brick road 3cy!
- mrdobolina0
me and jox may have to meet up, as director of porno I may have something to say about those hookers.
- jox0
ah yeah, there are two of them hookers I would like to get rid of.
They refuse to do some of the mandatory stuff that needs to be done during the act.
- unknown0
U weren't supposed to hire family ,Jox
- Biofreak0
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
dammit jox!
- mitsu0
i got some ideas for your 'land'
1.) all work should be voluntary, but helping out should have some sort of incentive. need a house built? ok, just sign up for a new one and volunteers from the community will help build it.
this type of standard will have people doing what they enjoy and doing it as often as they like. when people enjoy their work, they tend to do a better job.2.) trade can be based on a loose bartering system. if i'm a farmer and you need food, i'll give it to you free, but later if i need my car fixed and you're a mechanic, you can come over and fix my car.
- Biofreak0
definitly mitsu.
we will be running on a bastardized mix of communism, socialism, and even a touch of waterred down capitalism.
tit for tat, all who refuse to give for what they take will be cut off from weed and hookers. beer will still be free though.
- Mal0
sign me up Bio.
- unknown0
things should also be reversed......for the good of justice.....
I love Bioland...
:o)
- Biofreak0
Mal - Master of beer tasting
3cY - Head of Breaking things and General Justice issues.
haha, see. the government will be so much nicer in Bioland.
- unknown0
yeah, I'd be Head of Homeland Security & Head of Cultural Affairs at the same time...
Bio for god 2003!
yay!
- jox0
crab...
i dunno how to put this... but your mother didn't pass. lets just say one word. loose.